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[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP Just Set The PERFECT TRAP — And DEMOCRATS Walked Right Into It 🫣

Tonight in the State of the Union, President Trump dropped a masterclass in political chess.

He looked every single member of Congress in the eye and said:
“So tonight I’m inviting every legislator to join with my administration and reaffirm a fundamental principle. If you agree with this statement and stand up and show your support — the first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.”

He knew exactly what he was doing.
The Democrats — who’ve spent weeks screaming about “dictator” Trump — stayed glued to their seats. Not one stood. Not one clapped. Not one had the guts to publicly choose Americans first.

And now the viral clip ready clip is already exploding:
Democrats just proved, on national television, that they will not stand for American citizens over illegal aliens.

This is political spin. This is a Psyop. This is them Yhis is Trump manufacturing a poliotical attack.

The internet is about to eat them alive.

Drop 🔥 if you saw the trap RT this everywhere — let every American see what just happened

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "Nobody believes [Newsom] is a real person. Whether you like Trump or not, whether you think he's corrupt, that's a human being... With Newsom you've got like this construct, this cardboard cutout of a person."

[aPache @naishmalde]

@WakeUpPatriott Never ever

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@TuckerCNews Yes 100%

[aPache @naishmalde]

@TuckerCNews YES!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

He repackaged Fertilizer with Soil and sold it to poor farmers in the Village. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mithika Linturi is still the CS for agriculture in Kenya. The bags of soil were sold at 2500 as subsidized Fertilizer. #RutoMustGo #OccupyCBDTuesday #OccupyEverywhere

[aPache @naishmalde]

@KenyaPower @bonifacemwangi @KenyaPower_Care @paulakahumbu @gathara @wmnjoya @SakajaJohnson @KeForestService @JerotichSeii @SemaUkweliKenya @TheBrooder @Environment_Ke Routine? You didnt need to cut the trees down completely. Those tress have been there for years and years. Surely just cutting the branches would suffice. Obviously if it was routine it would have been maintained better!!!!

[aPache @naishmalde]

@AIRTEL_KE I am about to undergo a serious operation and asked for blood on media platforms. This number [phone] called pretending to be one of my doctors and said we needed to get some urgent medication and send money for it to 010 1522616 which we did. Kes 18400.00

[aPache @naishmalde]

@KenyaPower Your postpaid services have not worked since yesterday. But there is zero acknowledgement of the issue on any social media platforms. We were told to keep trying!

[aPache @naishmalde]

@KenyaPower Transaction failed, M-PESA cannot complete payment of Ksh 5,000.00 to KPLC. The Organization's system receiving the payment experienced some technical challenges, try again later.

[aPache @naishmalde]

@KenyaPower Transaction failed, M-PESA cannot complete payment of Ksh 5,000.00 to KPLC. The Organization's system receiving the payment experienced some technical challenges, try again later.

[Jax Ajando @Jackie_Arkle]

@SakajaJohnson land grabbers are back in Karen and targeting my friends property again.
URGENT PLEASE . Location: Mutamaiyu Road Mukoma. Does anyone know who these 2 landgrabbers are.

@Ma3Route @WilliamsRuto @OrdinaryKenyan @CisNyakundy
@NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya

[Official_KLDA @KLDA_Nbi]

Despite Court Orders obtained by KLDA stopping the construction of the proposed Parliamentary Service Commission 14 storey building in Karen, construction continues by Chinese Company CJIC. Is parliament and the Chinese Contractor above the law of Kenya which is Supreme?

[aPache @naishmalde]

@kblock43 @AudiOfficial @ToyoTires RiP Ken, will miss you legend!!!

[aPache @naishmalde]

Thanks Klangkarussell for spending 2,402 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Shipwreck. #SpotifyWrapped    https://t.co/LRRtcAEB0P

[aPache @naishmalde]

@OttTanak @OfficialWRC @HMSGOfficial @wrcsafarirally Go Tanak!!!!!!

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@OfficialWRC Live stream not working!!

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@KenyaPower_Care