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they/them. NSFW.

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@LeeAllure @GleefulAbandon @emberandether @TheBratSignal @IamRageSparkle Aw, thanks! Although I don't know if *I'd* recommend following me, given how little I use the site these days... exhibit A is how I'm only now seeing this!

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@wellEmber Spice will at least be something you can perceive!

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@wellEmber I'm sorry. Hope you recover easily & completely!

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@kerrizor Does that mean I want to watch it?

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@sirus Eeeeewwww.

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@kerrizor

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@kerrizor Did they retain any crunch, or just go soggity?

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@saynine Yep! It's an artifact of how our society centers heterosexuality as the norm

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@saynine Sorry for lack of clarity. I don't disagree with your argument, I just think there's slightly more happening- yes, straight cis men don't (as a cultural whole) want to ask to be buttfucked, but also, there's a larger pattern about straight PIV sex being The Most Real Sex

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@saynine I think it's part of a larger idea that things that are sex for queers do not qualify as sex for the straights, because they have Real Sex.

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@saynine Right, that's the thing- the act can be mechanically the same, but it's sex when two cis women do it, and not-quite-sex when a cis woman is fucking a cis man.

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@saynine But if PIV sex is an anatomical option, then suddenly every other act is not-quite-sex, and "pegging" serves to make this distinction more evident

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@saynine I think the answer to "did person A & person B have sex?" when the act in question was strap-on fucking tends to vary depending on whether one of 'em has a penis. If they're cis lesbians, then sure, they had sex- because it's the best they can do, poor dears.

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@saynine The coin part baffles me too. Caganer figurines in general... I dunno, I've always just thought them one of the more charming/innocuous bits of inexplicable Catholic-adjacent tradition.

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@saynine That was my first thought!

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@GleefulAbandon That's a clit? I thought it was the head of a little guy with an ENORMOUS moustache.

Probably I should go reflect on my sex life a bit.

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@wellhydrated Have your past meeting room bookings not come with complimentary soup?!

[Matthew Dockrey @gfish]

The Art of Not Being Governed (by the Fashion Police)

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@SierraCirrus Happy birthday! I hope it's wonderful.