Heather Morgan

My whiny call girl musings are meant to educate and entertain.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Clients From Hell http://t.co/K1ydsDjR via @clientsfh

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

#Overheard on a megaphone walking past a movie set: "I'm gonna need an escort."
Me: Tah dahhhh!

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

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Support for arrested sex workers!

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

I'm really glad I'm doing this kind of work at this time of night. Construction on a bridge or 7-11 job isn't as glam.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Always ask for what you want... ONCE.
Asking 10 times in a row totally ruins everything.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

So far tonight was great. Gotta love the guys who "get it" and know how to have fun - real fun with the call girls.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Sometimes I thing those guys who say they are into kinky shit really just have a lame "email hot girl" fetish.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Nothing like the maple syrupy goodness of $100 bills. I need a perfume like that.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

#HowToImpressAHooker Fold an extra $50 bill into the shape of a beauteous pegasus.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

I totally don't want your cute little dog licking my toe when I am trying to give you a good time. Lock them out!

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

#HowToImpressAHooker kick your pets out of the room you're fooling around in

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

#HowToImpressAHooker let her order roomservice

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

It's a shame that the best looking driver plays the crappiest music.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Perks of the job: fancy hotel soaps

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

I'm grateful that the client politely cancelled before I started chugging coffee to promote perkiness.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Luxury of day job: bra doesn't have to match panties.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

If you try date your escort for free you won't get same sex crazed nympho. She will force you to watch chick flicks and feed her ice cream.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Guys who say "I bet you meet a lot of creeps" strike me as the weirdos who think they're the only nice guy who ever hired an escort. Silly

[Holly Madison @hollymadison]

I'm a lover, not a workout buddy.

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

Dawn is gorgeous today. I hope some photographers are out there. So beautiful.