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Robuela Hampton touched my life. 6/5/97

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

You can have strict parents who still give you freedom you just know there will be a price to pay if you violate that trust agreement

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Do you guys know those parents who aren’t strict but somehow have really disciplined kids? 😩 What’s the science behind that?

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

lmao this is so freaking sad wtf

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

A Father Who Hadn’t Seen His Son In 4–5 Years Was Delivering A DoorDash Order To His Son’s House. He Recognized Him But Didn’t Say Anything And Kept Walking. The Son Didn’t Realize It Was His Dad Until He Checked The Camera Later. 💔📹🏠

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Which is why everything is so God damn stale now.

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

30 years ago you didn't need to be 50 years old to head major projects or have responsibility.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Girl please come on haha

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

One of the best movies I saw last year absolutely beautiful movie and a bit unnerving

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Was this movie any good?

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

you aren’t pure of spirit bc this is absolutely a thing

[bon @bagelcrust]

When I went home on the J in my robes after graduating no one spoke to me or paid any attention to me

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Lmao I’ve never met someone with more of an engineering brain; so unbelievably uninspired and rather rough around the edges.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Is this the idiot ogre who was president of the university of Alabama for a brief spell

[FLORIDA @UF]

.@EDSecMcMahon is correct. DEI is discriminatory by design, antithetical to the purpose of a university, and incompatible with the pursuit of truth.

The University of Florida has already acted on that conviction. In December 2025, our Board of Trustees adopted institutional neutrality and embedded an anti-DEI mandate within the presidential contract itself, ensuring that no university funds, public or private, will underwrite DEI at this institution.

Dr. Stuart Bell stands with Secretary McMahon, the Board, and the people of Florida on this. He is ready to lead UF forward as a university defined by merit, rigor, and the pursuit of truth.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

I’m sick and tired of yall leaving Barbra Streisand off these lists.

[What's Poppin 🎶 At The House Of Tina ❄️ @FriendlyEli]

Now this feels like a somewhat more accurate Pop Music Pyramid

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

🤫

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Now what a black ass minute

[chart data @chartdata]

Spotify introduces 'Reserved'.

Concert tickets held for premium users based on their listening habits. Expected to launch later this year.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

literally wtf are you talking abt

[Ben Horne @benjamin_horne]

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm.

If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends.

In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.”

You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book.

Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references.

You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject.

You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later.

When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you.

The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

And it still sucks

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Arkansas raised starting teacher pay from 48th in the nation to top 5 and at the same time cut our income tax by 25%.

But trying to teach economics to Mayor Mamdani is probably a lost cause…

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

@KEVIN77360987 Dramatic response. They are flopping bc the music is bad. Tyla music is good. But she’s not black. All the other stuff is just noise

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

who is we bc Tyla isn’t black.

[iamnicole @Zee_weh_]

Let’s be real…
Only the white Gen Z girls are thriving and top charting in the pop category.
The only woman of colour who is TRYING to compete with them is Tyla and you guys are giving her a hard time and trying to use every excuse to cancel her.
We are honestly our worst enemy

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Haven’t heard a song that made me feel like this in years

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

#amazoninfluencer

[Reezy @ReezyResells]

The way the internet has responded to this is so wild to me

Turns out there’s a whole generation that doesn’t believe they can ever succeed in life so they just YOLO their money on stupid shit like DoorDash

Meanwhile I’m making 10x what they are and I’m making lunch and meals and NOT doing DoorDash

Sacrifice is literally how I saved $200K to be able to get a home

It took me over a decade to do that

Entitlement and lack of delayed gratification is destroying a whole generation

How did we get here?

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

ok but they don’t get 30 dollars an hour or free healthcare. if they did id be door dashing bc Wdf

[Florida Dad 🇺🇸🐊 @Corona3743]

You can’t afford lunch because you demanded the guy who makes your burrito and your door dash driver should be paid $30/hr and get free healthcare.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

Bc it’s cute

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𓇼 @flowwithkel]

I just don’t understand how yall not humiliated to wear this man clothes after he DELIBERATELY explained he does not want you degenerates wearing his clothes YET yall still fill his pockets up faithfully . Dawg you can tell black people used to be slaves

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

lmao 🤣

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nashville confirmed as host for the 2030 Super Bowl.

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

period bc it’s business; once that album drops it’s up.

[PopPulse @PoppPulse]

A spokesman for Nicki Minaj’s record label Republic Records says they had nothing to do with her political views:

“We do not comment on her political activities. When she’s ready to discuss music, she knows how to reach us.”