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call me marinara bc i’m saucy

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picture maddy gregory crying vomiting and fainting all at the same time

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I once dated a boy so stupid that he tried to send me a screenshot of the crack on his phone screen

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

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Caroline Fair Dodd

[elusive. @hilholla]

Yall was wearing Toms. I remember that.

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Nothing more chaotic evil than when people have their dogs (f*et) out at the office

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Reference photo:

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He's a 10 but he pretends his drink at the bar is his telephone

[Rihanna @rihanna]

since I clearly won’t be achieving my six pack til next summer, I switched my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties! 🤷🏿‍♀️

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We'd've been there if y'all'd've told us

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

Just typed the word “we’d’ve.” Real contraction heads won’t be fazed by that type of deep cut

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

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@abbyhotwheelz So true

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Will someone let Adam Driver know for me

[Maria @mjf________]

Statement

[Taylor @thatswhatTayCed]

Gatorade nailed the color of their best flavor

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My 24 yo coworker told me he didn't know who DJ Pauly D was and when I told him he was a Jersey Shore icon, he said.... "oh that show was before my time" 💀💀💀💀

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@abbyhotwheelz I'm convinced that a man's favorite pass time is to leave cabinet doors open

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@aris_welden This is how I feel about my morning coffee every night before going to sleep

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What's your favorite little treat to get yourself and why is it a Diet Coke?