I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS

Father. Husband. Man-child. Goofball. #Resist

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

Hi, I'm here for my constitutionally guaranteed right to adopt an infant of my like and choosing from the surplus domestic supply...

Wait. Chimichangas. I'm here for the Chimichangas.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@joncoopertweets The rowboat

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@patriottakes They aren't even trying to hide that they are for sale/have been purchased.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@Phil_Lewis_ @pixburghgrrl And just like that, both Kansas and Missouri went into play in the 2024 election...and @tkelve will run out of the end zone today, through the tunnel, head south east, and 1,393 miles later will arrive at Mar a Lardo more pissed off than when he first started.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@megynkelly She says to defend the man with no plan who would not hesitate to personally insult every Tom, Dick, and Stan. Oh! And he would not hesistate to insult the US armed forces...and all women...foreign leaders...minorities...people's pets...people's food...lettuce...

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@KamalaHQ @jimmyofflagstaf Do you think Trump and Vance just sit around and trade make-up tips?

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@ProjectLincoln I've cracked it! #JVVance wants to force people to have children because more children means people need more furniture. More furniture means more cushion for JV's pushin'.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@KeithOlbermann This country needs an enema...and a constitutional convention to adopt an amendment clawing back everything SCOTUS has done.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

I can't wait until Trump has the marines invade Disney World because he didn't like Moana 2.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

#NewProfilePic

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@elonmusk @danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur Translation: "My lawyer kicked in my door and explained personal liability in workplace harrassment lawsuits."

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@elonmusk i'll trade you whatever is in my pocket, right now, for Twitter.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

Kevin McCarthy learned today what happens when you lay with a rabid dog instead of putting it down when yiu have the chance.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

Does cocaine fuel self-owns?

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Just a friendly reminder that 80 FBI agents had time to police free speech and memes at Twitter but no one had any time to look at who was in Jeffrey Epstein’s black book sexually exploiting children!

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@DonaldJTrumpJr "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all [people] are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

It was a good trade, asshat...

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@AdamTexDavis Moths to the tanning bed?

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@joncoopertweets You can practically see Ted Cruz's hand up his ass talking for him.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@RepMTG I'm calling for an audit of your brain.

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@elonmusk right now
#TwitterTakeover
#RIPTwitter

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

This country just told election deniers to shove it. This does not bode well for a trump 2024 run...and that makes me happy.

#Midterms2022

[I AM UNTETHERED AND MY TYPOS KNOW NO BOUNDS @nam7902man]

@RepMTG Fuck you