erin

death before decaf 💀

[erin @namasterinn]

Someone explain to me how my dad manages to be on a flight with the @SunderlandAFC team and not get me anyone’s phone number?

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

Amy Schumer had “sex” with a guy who was drunk and in and out of consciousness, got mad because he didn’t satisfy her, then turned it into a women’s empowerment speech where she made her victim the punchline of jokes about the assauIt, then was applauded in the name of self worth

[erin @namasterinn]

@djritzenhein The day you need a yoga instructor, kick ass barista and all around good time I’ll be applying!

[erin @namasterinn]

I volunteer to be on season one

[Tanay Jaipuria @tanayj]

Duolingo making a dating show was not on my 2023 bingo card

[erin @namasterinn]

And why is it in New Jersey?

[steph @stephsecretwit]

if Paris is the city of love, then whats the city of hate ??

[gabitha. @igabitha]

oh you’re a momma’s boy? you love your mother very much? that is so sweet & wholesome. tell me, is it because she taught you core principles & values or because she still does your laundry & cooks for you regularly while rewarding you for doing the bare minimum everyday?

[erin @namasterinn]

I will be seeing this on opening day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jennifer Lawrence stars in the first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’.

The film releases on June 16 in theaters.

[erin @namasterinn]

@MegHutch99 MEGAN

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Jiji

[gabitha. @igabitha]

one of the ways i was harming myself & my progress as a whole, was repeating the affirmation "i'm trying my best" when i wasn't actually trying my best. it takes self awareness to be able to discern between giving yourself grace & coddling yourself to the point of self-sabotage.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

god the bar is so low for men like as long as you take a shower and change your sheets once a week you’re good to go meanwhile i’m literally getting a laser shot into my butthole rn

[erin @namasterinn]

Crestview is doing “Muggles on Main” so I guess we have an official TERF convention now?

[trash jones @jzux]

netflix and chill is over it’s time to read books and give each other little kisses

[charlie @chunkbardey]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

cats of studio ghibli

[erin @namasterinn]

I’ll get right on that 🫠

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Jiji