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lol @ bio

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

Mii NEW SOCiAL SEKURITy NuMBERZ iz 506-556-4...forget about it #prankoftheday #getsthemerrytime

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

Prt1>DONT U HATE iT WHEN PPL R MOViN WiT 2 LEFT FEET LOL! THEY BE ALL LiKE "OWW i CANT DANCE" LMAO! LiKE GFTO SRSLY GTFO! I HAFTA B HONEST!

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

PRT 2: DANCiN ALL NiGHT iN THE WiND GOTTA B H@RD ALL BE LiKE "NO!!!" REALLL MOMENT LOL!!!! #dancefever #paylesslol #real

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

THERE iS NO i IN TEAM BUT THERE iS iN iNSANE!!! aBOUT TO b ME iF i DONT GET Mii SUNSHiNE 0N! PRAiSE TH3 RAiSE! #TANBABYATHEART #LOL #iMATRiP

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

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[nameesharas @nameesharas]

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[nameesharas @nameesharas]

THAT CHIPS THO!!!! LOL SOOOO GOOD LAYS IN THE SUN RAYS! <3 CHiPS! RETWEET iF YOU LOVEEEE THAT cRUNCh lmao! #hahahah #funnyshit #hungerburns

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

my HEAD iS ALLL....Work all DaY! BUT SiNGiN thE BLUES!! #GiMMEAMiC #starlifE #TAXiiicomegetme

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

JUST LiKE WATTTT, REaDY to CHILLLL AND BE CHILLL LOL! ITS HOTTT AS UH MUG LOL!!! #hotisright #canigetafan °_° <--mE! Lmaoohhh

[Jeff Wild @jiffywild]

I wonder if 30 years ago when our moms were taking random photos they knew that someday we'd be instagramming them.

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

@tay_baberZ i miss you, that's my contribution

[brent @murrman5]

*nervously plays with tie*
"I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."
That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My skin only has two settings: albino and tomato. #LetsGoSummer!

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I'd love to win a gold medal. Hopefully 'drunk dialing' and 'Sunday morning apologizing' become events.

[Jeff Wild @jiffywild]

Office tip: Pretending to be busy is way harder than actually being busy.

[nameesharas @nameesharas]

@tay_baberZ sorry