Richard “Cojones” Haycock

UC ‘98 | Treasurer ‘96-‘98 | Homeowner | Underwriter | Sim2 Driver Enjoyer

[Richard “Cojones” Haycock @Nameless1580]

@still_hustling Truthfully Adam yes I’m not thrilled my 401k is down but then again I have 30+ years to worry about those gains coming back. I’m more concerned about grocery prices, gas, and other house bills that have climbed for over 2 years.

[Richard “Cojones” Haycock @Nameless1580]

@THEDAYTONDUDE @PorMansGold “Democrat run shitholes” yet every major financial firm is HQ’d in Cincy or the other “shitholes”

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@THEDAYTONDUDE Make sure you go to your mandatory sex change surgery tomorrow since you been acting like a lil bitch the past 48 hours

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@still_hustling Soft hands, just got word from my wife that class was cancelled and they trans 125 students in one day. Inshallah get those pronouns in your bio NOW

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@AnaBredenberg @THEDAYTONDUDE Let’s see here Ana why did gas go up… maybe if he is forced to stop the war they will come back down. Make use that tiny brain of yours for once

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@rpp_man @VivekGRamaswamy Yeah it’s sooo dangerous that my CEO comes to the office everyday and my division president walks to work from his house in Mt Adam’s

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@DreMontJackson @cincitysports1 @OhioStateHoops @caresource You haven’t heard. We are a baseball/ basketball/ dodgeball school😤

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@cliftonsfinestt @OhioStateHoops Rough day when the “lil bro” isn’t so little anymore

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@MagnoliaToomer @AvsRobin @DeathMetalV You gotta have a piss fetish for sure

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@MagnoliaToomer @AvsRobin @DeathMetalV Brother he ran an 8:38 pace for a 63 year old. I know the most movement your fat ass does is get out of your recliner to get a beer. Can tell you right now I’ve had a few times I’ve had the same sweat pattern. Also you could just ask Grok if it’s piss since you don’t exercise.

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@MagnoliaToomer @AvsRobin @DeathMetalV Mannn do I have bad news for you. This is probably just a sweat stain given that is where the most friction and heat come from. Can’t tell you how many times my shorts look like this after a long run. If it was piss it would’ve pooled more and not be so irregular.

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@joeroyertalks Maybe rehab? Lowkey thought he needed help when he would go on his schizo posts but man was it interesting to watch.

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@joeroyertalks Rip Randal

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@PeterMfucks Got an acre of land he can practice his mower skills on for 2 cases

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@OSUHoopsInsider First time I’m hearing this. The last time you guys were relevant was back in the Aaron Craft days lmaooo. Thanks for your think piece about us.

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@michaelkboston Ask the Wife if you can go to that escape room. Started cleaning the house so I can watch football again tomorrow

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@DirectorArketer @Thiss_Youu Still waiting for you to explain how being a UT student makes caring about Longhorn football ‘pretending.’ Also replying to a burner account and calling them irrelevant is hilarious.

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@DirectorArketer @Thiss_Youu Pretended to care? Buddy he was a student at Texas when he posted those. Jesus man how stupid are you guys😭

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@True_Zenith @TrueReally7764 @amyactonoh Dude you average 45 post a day look in the mirror