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[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[red🥀 ia @reddy100k]

I PREFER AI-FREE, PHOTOSHOPPED KIRKIFICATIONS MADE. BY. MAN.

[Barnyard Pussy @kidcalledcasper]

Oh so you hate nonbinaries and waffles?? 🤨

[𝕴𝖘𝖆🩸 @everybodyhatisa]

quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça

[Agnostica Gnostica @AgnostikGnostik]

“One of patriarchy’s hidden rules is that men have a right to feel good about themselves. The golden rule for women is that women must not make men feel bad or guilty. Once you understand this rule, you’ll see it everywhere -

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

tried to shave my bush with a rusty razor and sliced the fuck out of myself

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

$29 for 2 shots of house tequila and you’re wondering why nightlife is dying?

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

sometimes i feel like a carrie bradshaw epic fails compilation

[clitical thinker @cremmedelafemme]

instagram showing you flyers of queer events that are nowhere near you

[yan. @_1yan]

young hot ebony gets her spark back

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

my dad’s birthday dinner

[🧣 @notokiki]

me when my pad shifts in public..

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

me asf

[ethical pisces Ph.D @MessyAssDyke]

otp w sum so fine but she’s unironically singing hamilton soundtrack

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

@lemonadeguitar @scissorlover222 bypassing the censorship

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

forcing my friend to watch adults and the arguably funnier subplot is that he keeps trying to go home but with every uber that cancels he has to watch another episode

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

@moviejoke420 undeniably but i’m also not a moral paragon. try for 2-3 tomorrow i believe in you

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

@moviejoke420 i’m yelling at you but i had porridge and crackers for dinner

[p 🤍 @namelessnaiade]

@moviejoke420 absolutely