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[nance @nancy0316]

I’ve been trying to cancel my subscription with Sirius xm for legit two years they keep me on the phone long enough to beat me down to insanely cheap prices that last a few months then I have to go through the process again and fuck I don’t even listen to it I just wanna cancel

[nance @nancy0316]

Omg wow 2.5 years later I did see them in concert and it actually was amazing #followyourdreams

[nance @nancy0316]

99% sure my life would be complete if I saw Mumford & Sons in concert

[nance @nancy0316]

I just looked at my username and thought of this time in konfusion like six years ago when a random girl came up to me and asked if I was nancy0316 on Twitter then hugged me hahahahahah

[nance @nancy0316]

Tims should really bring back jolly rancher slushies those were the shit @TimHortons

[nance @nancy0316]

@SFizzard Garage does too online! Sizing is so off from one store to the next though so it’s hard to know what to order

[nance @nancy0316]

Why do they make pants as if all women are no taller than 5”2??? Every pair of pants I own are too short and I am not even 5”7, where do people taller than me even shop?!

[nance @nancy0316]

I have always hated this but now I hate it even more having to buy all new pants since nothing fits me post partum ugh life

[nance @nancy0316]

I spend 50% of my time looking at my baby and the other 50% is spent looking at pictures of my baby.

[nance @nancy0316]

Student: “Miss is it true that when you’re pregnant your belly button pops out?” Me being pregnant: “yes.” Student: “gross.”

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

This is by far the worst season in the history of the show. It isn’t even close. I am a positive person but...I’m at a loss for words. #BB22

[nance @nancy0316]

@hyperxctive It’s throwing a veto when you’re on the block! For money that everyone knows about. Bad game move, I’m starting to think not only has he never played, he must have never watched.

[nance @nancy0316]

David is the dumbest big brother player. I have been annoyed from the beginning that he is on an all stars season. In what world is David, a night one evictee, an all star??? #bballstars #bb22 #tripleeviction #goodbyedavid

[nance @nancy0316]

I’m 20 weeks pregnant and my feet and ankles are so swollen already like is this my life now till February?? I did not expect this.

[nance @nancy0316]

@maggiepower94 I haven’t had 10 apts total, they prob think you’re dying ✨

[nance @nancy0316]

This is the most boring season of big brother ever and it’s “all stars”??? #bb22 #BBAllStars

[Danielle Felts @4Felts]

Christmas can dish it out but she can’t take it...come on tough girl #BB22

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

Kevin- This has been the most annoying season ever. Dani- Are you quoting America? Da'Vonne- Literally. Dani- It's trending on Twitter. Da'Vonne- Hashtag what the fuck is this? This is not the All Stars we asked for. Dani- Hashtag we waited 14 years for this? #BB22

[nance @nancy0316]

Things I ask myself daily:

[nance @nancy0316]

Yaas Kaysar draaaag themmmm #BBAllStars