kiki

i’m here! now what

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cowboys are hot (if their values align with mine)

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@DietCoke i can tell when you change the recipe. even slightly. to taste like coca-cola. this is not what we want. don’t do it again.

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@PokemonGoApp STOP giving me lechonks for special encounters!!!! NO MORE LECHONKS!!!!!

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

no air no airrrrrrr tell me how i’m supposed to breathe w no air

[♡ @peonypixel]

pick a hello kitty friend 💓

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@heyranch bc when you’re with someone else your brian releases neurotransmitters like oxytocin and when you’re alone you don’t get that added benefit. is my guess.

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my mind is a dog walker tangled in leashes

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@Kaylee__Lynch stop being so loud about it

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i used to feel bad that i didn’t have a hobby but then i found gambling

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the first sip of a freshly cracked diet coke can be dangerous

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i swear chipotle mixes their stale chips with fresh ones to save money

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kid i babysit just cropdusted me

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@Kaylee__Lynch missed opportunity to say tuba

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praying the place i go to dinner has rootbeer🙏🏼

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don’t call yourself a garlic girl if you don’t bathe in toum nightly

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if i hear someone say “vintage y2k” one more time………

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rao’s sauce is overrated

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doing something out of character (eating pancakes)

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@cla666ire you can’t just say that and not give details

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success!

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going to the farmers market to battle social anxiety and bc i need tomatoes