Mobutu Sese seko

[Eric @amerix]

The Bible PROHIBITS women from preaching on the pulpit.

I don't know which Bible women who call themselves pastors and reverends read.

[Kenyan Wall Street @kenyanwalstreet]

DStv will introduce a new package lineup in Kenya from 5 November 2026, with monthly subscriptions ranging from KSh 750 to KSh 7,300. The top tier costs 37.61% less than the existing KSh 11,700 Premium subscription.

▸ Starter: KSh 750 monthly for local entertainment, movies, music and selected sport.

▸ Select: KSh 1,500 monthly for family entertainment, movies, children’s channels, WWE and selected Premier League and Champions League matches.

▸ Sports: KSh 3,000 monthly for major football leagues, UFC and WWE, alongside movies, series and local entertainment.

▸ Top tier: KSh 7,300 monthly for broader sports coverage, including Formula 1, rugby, golf and tennis, plus M-Net and Discovery.

[Tyso @B_boy0058]

Scenes nikipita pale kibandaski alafu nione mama mboga amekaa vibaya

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300.

Here is how they compare:

1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment.

2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A.

3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League.

4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.

[张三 @eptgxu]

当街抓头发撕衣服，有点激烈哦

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order):

🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane
🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🇪🇸 Rodri
🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
🇫🇷 Michael Olise
🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland
🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz

[🎟️ @nigfielder]

Watch Mbappé score a goal in El Clasico in 41st minute tomorrow

[KIFOTO @Kifotooh]

When you Bet for both Teams to score and Manchester united concedes the first goal🥹

[Msudi @Msudi970734]

Uzuri ma fans wa Man U kesho tunamalizia hasira kwa maandamano.

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Nitakupea Man u ikishinda

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

hakuna tweets zinanimaliza kama hizi 🤣

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Bournemouth handing over Manchester United to Chelsea

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Sikuizi kinyozi kabla wakupige na mkia ya ng'ombe wanakupiga na blow dry, we're losing masculinity bana

[LOCALMAN 🇰🇪 @Localman254_]

BREAKING NEWS

A Nigerian has recorded a how she rewarded a Nairobi slayqueen an iPhone 17 Pro after the slayqueen receiving hard strokes and penetrations to her all holes. The man congrats her for enduring all the pain inorder to get the device costing over 200 KSH

WATCH

[KINGPIN @Kingpinxc]

KENYA PHONE CALLS USEFUL HACKS

1. How to Call back request (I tried calling you)
**62*0722199199# - Saf
**62*0733105555# - Airtel

2. How to Call divert (with caller notification)
*21*0722199199# - Saf
*21*0733105555# - Airtel

3. Out of service ( DUNGA )
*21*0722199991# - Saf

. How to disable: ( DUNGUA)
#21# (Any network)

[Kira𓃵 @m_disasterr]

Her ;Weka Simu Password na Unipee
Me;Na Ujue watu huniita Babe na Sipendi 🥺🚮

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

Ps ya millennials

[Msudi @Msudi970734]

"We're the world Champions " Talk now mfs 😂😂🚮

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Chelsea fans who died yesterday