jesús d' nando

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 Every time Lionel Messi has faced Cristiano Ronaldo in a 1v1 siutation on the pitch.

🙌 This is sensational work from the editor by the way.

[Mr Wills @Mrwills63]

A Portuguese fan of Benfica: 🗣️🚨

“Now I finally understand why Real Madrid have 15 Champions League titles…

Last season we played three games against Barcelona. They beat us twice at our stadium convincingly; once with a comeback, and another time while playing with ten men. They faced us with honor and fairness on the pitch.

As for Real Madrid? We were robbed. Valverde violently slapped one of our players, Camavinga acted like he was in a WWE ring, and Carreras kept diving and pretending without even getting a yellow card!

The strange thing in Spain is that Barcelona are being tried in the Negreira case, yet everyone knows who the real ‘thief’ is.”

[jesús d' nando @nandoz4life]

@_onlyscott sane

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

What just happened? 🤣

[jesús d' nando @nandoz4life]

@_onlyscott di Maria

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have to be a tad smart to get it

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

He’s absolutely right btw

[Snow🤍❄️ @freakin_snow]

Yesterday I went to a Pharmacy to get drugs for my mum, A boy of about 20 - 23yrs came to buy condoms after paying for it he now ask the pharmacist if he has “Anafranil and Vegra”. The man said yes but then asked who’s using the Anafranil so he can know how to write the prescription.

He got shy and told the pharmacist to just bring it- the pharmacist insisted on seeing Dr’s report before giving him the drugs.

He now advised him to stop using those drugs that he’s young and should try other safer practices. Why will a young boy take drugs just to have “s e x” ? Pity your liver please - Stop taking drugs cos of sex. !!!

[Elorm Daniel @elormkdaniel]

Save this, it might come in handy.

1. ChatGPT = solve any problem
2. PicWish = remove backgrounds
3. Descript = edit podcasts
4. Perplexity = research anything
5. ElevenLabs = clone voices
6. Gamma = design documents
7. Suno = compose music
8. Runway = edit videos
9. Canva = design graphics
10. RecCloud = summarize YouTube
11. Grammarly = perfect writing

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Date a 20-year-old girl
She wants wild sex, adventures, and zero pressure. Pure fun, zero agenda.

Date a 22-year-old girl
She wants passion, late-night vibes, and memories. Still believes in magic and orgasms over rings.

Date a 25-year-old girl
She wants excitement, connection, dates fucking nights. Hot, confident, flexible No ultimatums yet.

Date a 28-year-old girl
She wants commitment talks by week 2, future planning, subtle marriage hints. Fun starts fading fast.

Date a 30-year-old girl
She wants a husband yesterday.
One wrong move, and you're ghosted for "someone ready."

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

🚨🚨🚨 ICE in Minnesota Attack Streamer for exposing them🚨🚨🚨

[Masculine Path @masculinepath04]

A majority of men today, use Viagra to increase their sex drive, but it is temporary, and it has side effects.

Here are 9 natural Viagra alternative I recommend you use (No pills needed) ......

1. Ginger

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

50 Sex Facts That Will Break Your Expectations 💋 🥵 🤯

1. 🌍 Global average age of first sexual intercourse: 17.3 years.
2. 🇮🇸 Iceland - Highest frequency of sex per year: 119 times.
3. 🇯🇵 Japan - Lowest frequency: 45 times/year.
4. 💊 Contraceptive use worldwide: 64% of women aged 15-49.
5. 🛌 Most common time for sex: Saturday, 10:09 PM.
6. ❤️ Lesbian orgasm rate: 86% vs. 65% for heterosexual women.
7. 🇧🇷 Brazil - Most sex-positive country globally.
8. 🕒 Average duration of sexual intercourse: 5.4 minutes (penetration only).
9. 🚼 Global birth rate: 2.3 children per woman.
10. 🌇 Paris, France - Most romantic city for sex.
11. 🔢 Average number of sexual partners globally: 9.
12. 🇫🇮 Finland - Highest number of sexual partners in industrialized nations.
13. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - Highest number of sexual partners among Western industrial nations.
14. 📉 Decline in sexual activity in the U.S.: From 51.8% (2000) to 37.4% (2018) reporting weekly sex.
15. 👵 Women over 50 - More likely to experience sexual inactivity.
16. 👫 Married couples - Average sex frequency: 54 times per year.
17. 🧠 Sexual thoughts per day: Men: 19; Women: 10.
18. 💍 Average age of marriage globally: Women: 21.5; Men: 24.
19. �� Erectile dysfunction prevalence: Affects 1 in 10 men.
20. 💦 Average ejaculation speed: 28 mph.
21. 🔞 Pornography consumption: 35% of all internet downloads.
22. 🧓 Men over 50 - 20% experience reduced libido.
23. 🧴 Global sex toy market value: $29 billion.
24. 🧬 Percentage of births from assisted reproductive technology: 2%.
25. 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ identification globally: 5.6%.
26. 🦠 Global HIV prevalence: 0.7% of adults aged 15-49.
27. 💉 Circumcision rate worldwide: 30%.
28. 🧠 Percentage of people who have sexual fantasies: 95%.
29. 🛡️ Condom usage during last intercourse: 65% globally.
30. 🧪 Average sperm count decline over 40 years: 50%.
31. 🧠 Percentage of people who have engaged in sexting: 40%.
32. 🛌 Percentage of people who have had a one-night stand: 66%.
33. 💔 Infidelity rate in relationships: 20-25%.
34. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about a coworker: 58%.
35. 🛌 Percentage of people who have participated in BDSM activities: 20%.
36. 🧠 Percentage of people who watch pornography regularly: 50%.
37. 🛌 Percentage of people who have had sex in a public place: 30%.
38. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about group sex: 56%.
39. 🛌 Percentage of people who have engaged in anal sex: 35%.
40. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about same-sex encounters: 37%.
41. 🛌 Percentage of people who have had sex with an ex-partner: 44%.
42. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about their partner's friend: 42%.
43. 🛌 Percentage of people who have engaged in role-playing during sex: 22%.
44. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about being dominated: 65% of women; 53% of men.
45. 🛌 Percentage of people who have engaged in cybersex: 25%.
46. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about a threesome: 82% of men; 57% of women.
47. 🛌 Percentage of people who have had sex in a vehicle: 48%.
48. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about a stranger: 70%.
49. 🛌 Percentage of people who have engaged in voyeuristic activities: 12%.
50. 🧠 Percentage of people who have fantasized about exhibitionism: 31%.

Sources: WHO, Kinsey Institute, Pew, NHS, Statista, CDC, Psychology Today, Nielsen, Guttmacher, YouGov, and Compiled from other Sources. Data is from 2024 or earlier. May vary by sources.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Dating is an extreme sport 😹😹

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

Bro cooked 😂☠️

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Here’s another plot twist 😂😂

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

SHE DON'T LIKE YOU. Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

[Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽 @_iamtolulope]

The type of problems i need in my life right now😭