Alex

The artist formerly known as a Danny O'Neil troll account.
LA | NYC | Santa Barbara | Seattle

[Alex @nannyodeil]

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am an adult man and not, in fact, Danny O'Neil's muumuu-wearing grandmother. I apologize for the deception; my actions were unconscionable and inexcusable and I will strive to do better but will almost certainly do worse.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@BabyRaskolnikov @buildhomez Corridor D would be amazing.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

Comedy is exceedingly difficult and yet it remains the default aspiration of every NFL social team. IMO, the original Titans man-on-the street schedule video is the only funny one to date. Really seems like most teams would be better served by something sincere and inspirational.

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

We asked Big Red to help announce the schedule... he may have taken the assignment too seriously

@SeatGeek | #RiseUpRedSea | https://t.co/HbDhqE36aY

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@dannyoneil @HowardSchultz Talk about a grande triple shot bitch, good lord...

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@BobStelton The move is to cut them crosswise like a bagel and just eat the frosted side.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@kathryngimborys Matt's in the Market? Ludi's? What'd you think?

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@visualsofearth1 Love them.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@hawkblogger Avoiding edges.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@aziz0nomics @Noahpinion Better times.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@cmkshama This was a tremendous ad for Katie Wilson and an even better one for your opponents.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@NotTyFrance The vibes are... maculate.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@hawkblogger @nytimes Dude, congrats. That is amazing.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@justinboldaji @Jon_Smith I'd prefer the cartoon dog, tbh.

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@SamiOnTap Shaheed is the far rarer asset.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@tbailey1976 He's an extra meeting guy on ST for sure. Love it. Hoping to see him get even more involved in the passing game, especially with Horton back.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero YES.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@GenoSmith3

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@_b33ts I moved from SoCal to NYC in the month of September. That November, I experienced my first snowfall and stood outside the Amish Market on 9th Ave staring at the sky in child-like delight. By late February I realized that I'd been exalting a nightmare.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@hannahkrieg Your slippery slope to libertarianism is paved with aspartame.

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@radicalleapMW @NFLonBread "Can I get a half dozen buffalo wings, max spicy, with two pickles? And maybe a three-way with you and your manager?"

"The Seahawks manager is sending two picks to Buffalo in a three-way trade for Maxx Crosby with hopes of a half dozen rings???"

[Alex @nannyodeil]

@NFLonBread "Can I get a Johnny Walker on the rocks?"

"What?? John Schneider and Ken Walker's relationship is on the rocks???"