Nick Kaijaks

Veteran web dude, dad (x2), musical theatre performer. I used to be a physicist, but now I'm barely current. Silent j. He/Him/Doctor, no not that sort.

[Nick Kaijaks @nanoamp]

I’ve been on here over 15 years, and have loved many interactions and shared events. But when its billionaire owner manchild pauses between doobies to try to incite violence in the UK, I think I’m better off out of here. https://t.co/DAKUsuJlbZ on Threads #LoveNotHate

[Ross Campoli @RossCampoli]

@womenpostingws Shill for big parma

[Octavio Medina @octavio_medina]

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You’re bloody telling me

[Tom Hunter @OneLifeStand87]

Christ you don’t usually have to wait this long for the French to set fire to something

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Day four of the opening ceremony. Food has all but run out. Many are losing hope. God has deserted us. #OlympicGames

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

This Opening Ceremony has it all: Assassin's Creed; Decapitated Monarchs; A Lady Dressed as a Croissant. It's like if you distilled France into a powder and snorted it.

[janet ellis @missjanetellis]

This has strong ‘unavoidable entertainment laid on by the hotel’ vibes #Olympic2024

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

have I taken drugs or what #OpeningCeremony

[Ali T. @Ali3Mctavish]

This can not be repeated enough!
#BrexitDisaster

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

The #OlympicGames  air exclusion zone right now is pretty stunning.

[Dr Freya Gowrley @Freya_Gowrley]

Obsessed with the fact that all the athletes in the opening ceremony are gaily floating past an implied underwater nipple pinch shared between Gabrielle d'Estrées and one of her sisters (c. 1594). So French. #OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

he's never gonna survive

[Alex Eccleston @AventuraObscura]

Light switch at Coventry Cathedral

[Tortoise Tips 🐢 @tortoise_tips]

The Olympic #OpeningCeremony is utterly underwhelming. Complete misjudgment to do it on the river. No focal point to create any spectacle. It's just a load of those awful Eurovision intro videos and a lot of boats. Shame. Bring on the sport.

[Dr Nigel Fletcher @nigelfletcher]

The PM watching this is definitely a mood. #OpeningCeremony

[Team GB @TeamGB]

Near, far, wherever you are... 😉

#OpeningCeremony

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WHO DID THIS?

[Ewan @blicka_fram]

NEW: Paris police have shared a photograph of Élise Trouss (49), the main suspect in today's rail network disruption. Anybody with information on her whereabouts is urged to contact the authorities

[Charlie Taylor @CharlieTaylor4]

IT HAPPENED!

The batter’s Holden, the bowler’s Willey.

#bbccricket