Nick Ansberry

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

Coronavirus: exists

Me and @cransberry_z:

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little surprised that Joe Burrow didn’t thank me in his Heisman speech after all the cherished moments we shared in Econ 4001.01 together where we sat on opposite sides of the room and never spoke.

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@Bill_ofWrights @andrew_smith129 I’m so sorry man. No 3rd grader should voluntarily subject themselves to the emotional turmoil that is The Fray

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@seezachrun_ @cransberry_z Thanks my guy. All these pics of child Nick Ansberry lol

[James @CaucasianJames]

god snapped when he made the reese’s egg

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

Totally unrelated, but I think I’m gonna start taking some cuts at the batting cages between classes if anybody wants in

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Mike Trout and the Angels are finalizing the largest contract in professional sports history, a 12-year deal worth more than $430 million, sources familiar with the deal told @JeffPassan.

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@Dude_Andrew_ I don’t think you’re looking at this right homie. We were the 16. And this was at half lol

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@PZeng15 @mcohen215

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@sara14elaine

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

I have nothing to back this up, but I’m pretty confident that Mike Brown cried through at least 65% of this conversation and referred to Marvin as “Marvy” no less than 8 times.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bengals officially announced that they and HC Marvin Lewis "mutually decided to part ways after 16 seasons."

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@TyBennett5 Idk about you but I feel a 4yr/$34M extension coming on

[Buckeye Donuts @buckeyedonuts]

Someone who RT’s this will get a hoodie for free. 🍩🤯

[Charlie Morgan @_charlmorgan]

How tf you look at a baby in the eyes and name it Keith

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@pat_henry23 @Alx_AV Sorry @Alx_AV I’m seriously considering refraining from speaking words for the rest of my life lol

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@Dan_Hope @11W If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Also don’t fix it if it is indeed broke. Pretty simple strategy fr.

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

@pat_henry23 @11W If fumbling forward and out of bounds counts for positive yardage, I think I just found a new offensive strategy. Close your eyes and bowl that bad boy right at the pylon.

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

I too would pay big money for this book.

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

i would pay big money to read a book of stories on how guys successfully have picked up girls before because some of you are c r e a t i v e

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

Unless of course you’re into drone humor. In which case you probably found that hilarious.

[Nick Ansberry @nans_berry]

I’m sorry if you were waiting for this to be funny. It’s pretty not funny.