Nao

all views expressed are my own, unfortunately

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Posting Instagram stories right before going offline is so risky. I posted about having a 4am mimosa on a plane. Then Roe v Wade got overturned during my 6 hour flight and my pic turned into a disastrously out of touch shitpost within a sea of human rights advocations

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Never using @bookingcom again. A flight got cancelled by the airline and they won’t refund me. I called 5 times and messaged 7 times. ZERO pickup or response. Worst customer experience in my life.

[Nao @naoliberalism]

not that hungry? how about sipping something light, such as 6 crushed up bananas?

-inventor of smoothies

[George Mack @george__mack]

What is ignored or neglected by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

Here's the full list of 25 examples:

[Nao @naoliberalism]

You say you like my Instagram? Name 5 grid posts🙄

[Nao @naoliberalism]

@Hertz I’m trying to book a rental car equipped with hand control for a handicap driver. Your website doesn’t have the handicap option and I’ve called your customer service 5 times with no response. This is disastrous service — please let me know how I can contact you.

[Nao @naoliberalism]

I believe in separating the art from the artist (my art sucks but I’m awesome)

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Caitlin Clark is whistled for a technical foul for this reaction.

During a national championship game.

There have been bad officiating calls before.

This is the worst.

[Nao @naoliberalism]

@emmabheath Don’t you ever say cherry Coke Zero in vain again

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

After I was convicted of murder and sentenced to 26 years in prison, when the earth dropped out from beneath me, and global shame rained down on top of me, I had my first ever epiphany.

/thread

[Nao @naoliberalism]

It appears I’ve lost my favorite white balloon I got during my last trip to Asia, has anyone seen it??

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[Nao @naoliberalism]

@dfp2017 This!!! I walked out of class for “water” but actually sold all my stocks. Sell now before Core Power drops to 20% Love Bracelet saturation. (Then buy again once it’s dropped to 10% saturation.)

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Recession Indicator: Only 30% of my CorePower Santa Monica class was wearing a Love Bracelet today

[Nao @naoliberalism]

I’m sympathetic to nepo babies because that’s the experience my kids will have

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Aspiring nepo mom

[American Dialect Society @americandialect]

The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. https://t.co/GpC9f3sWdK

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Help there’s only one response and it’s my dad clapping

[Nao @naoliberalism]

Cause of death: getting more likes on literally every single shit post story I’ve posted over the last 2 years compared to my single only bikini selfie🤡

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

An FBI agent who was on trial for attempted murder in Montgomery County was found not guilty, and there are still many sales to take advantage of for the holidays. Here's the News4 Rundown: https://t.co/0bd8UYpz5I