Naomi Sayers

Child of Sussex, immigrant to Essex. My home is a menagerie. Proud Francophile and @Cambridge_Uni alum. Founder of In Your Own Words authenticity consultancy.

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@jacks_flights Basically everything we ate in Japan

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@Naomi_TV Yes, he really made so many people laugh. He brought so much more to Chandler too than just the sarcasm - he had that vulnerability, that I'm not sure would have been there if anyone other than Matthew Perry played him

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@OteghaUwagba It's deliberately quick so we can't see the detail! And to make it look like there's more to celebrate

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Wardrobe malfunction today - my cheap, old faux leather skirt did this between home and the train. Thank God for @marksandspencer at Finsbury pavement who had a good, stylish replacement. And they let me pay for it while still wearing it. AND I got to Shwop the old one!

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@aviosAdventurer Go to Vegas!

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@scott_mills Schitts Creek - the most endearing character arcs of any show and the way it represents LGBTQ themes.

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@gabrielladriver Turned out it was a drunk guy who thought this was his room and had passed out by the door. They should never put lone female travellers in an adjoining room. I actually got a refund in the end for the fact there was no clear way for me to call for help

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@gabrielladriver I had the same thing in London! Someone persistently trying to get in my room at 3am. There was no way to call down to reception in the hotel for security so I ended up calling the police! They eventually got through to the hotel reception who sent someone up to check.

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@jenlion Pretty sure you're not the only person they did this to. I saw another comedian complaining of the same thing

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@jamieoliver He puked on the floor this morning but now looking very pleased with himself. His name is Vince

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@jamieoliver

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@gabrielladriver @colemarie @projiuk Your patience with these responses 🤣

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@KellyAllen01 I found this!!! And also when you're paying £3 for a River Island top in excellent condition you might need to wait a few days honey!

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@Masterofwhine FRANCE! FRANCE! FRANCE!

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@FootballJOE Sold some make-up to David Seaman when I worked in Duty Free at Gatwick Airport.

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@OteghaUwagba I loved it! Stressful but worth it

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@greateranglia I would prefer to travel on a train that turns up!

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@greateranglia @networkrail @NetworkRailLST - can you explain why we are all facing a frustrating and avoidable bottleneck to get through the barriers with tickets we have paid for?

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@greateranglia why do none of the barriers at @NetworkRailLST ever work for your tickets? Massive queues every morning could be avoided if the tickets would actually scan or work in the machines