Callie 📀

KILL JARVIS COCKER
she/they
marxist cosmopolitan 🥹

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

im not even gonna @ you im just gonna post on main that i want to hurt you

[c4 cheeseburger @girlknob]

everyone that wants to hurt me, please @ me

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

my best friend just sebt me this does it mean she hates me

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

hawaiian says “the japanese are peace loving people”

[kou 🩷💛🩵 @kouvsevildead]

Too many people hating on feet. Not on my watch.

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

imagine eating one of these meals in a fat antique armchair whilst watching the horse racing and scrolling the daily mail #grandadtwt

[Fern 🌿 @israelophobix]

Finally dont have to look at that fat grotesque genocidal neanderthal anymore

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

10 years ago.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Sir Soupalot 🍲 @yaysoupieyay]

Im stuck

[𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸 @marwoldeb]

Incredible youtube recommended pull

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

This is perfectly natural.

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

as in. weed. not the like sex toy.

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

my brothers grinder is rainbow and it makes me laugh thinking about hiw he may have been using his rainbow grinder while using grindr

[Mirum/Cianu likes music @MirumReeves]

i remember when i tweeted ts as a joke and some people unironcally agreed

[juliamoder @pimgeon_]

Being a “socialist” is such larp. You’re either a communist or not. Socialism is a pussy out term people use to “not be extreme”

[~Jd' | ☭🔻🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧 @CommieJd]

"Today I will save the world by hating fascism and liking gay sex."

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

a fire hazard

[Olivia 🎀🇺🇸 @Oliviaiie]

What would you call this ??

[Callie 📀 @naosbread]

as my biology teacher tells me.. there was genetic variation in the shape of the tongue, ones with longer tongues were able to avoid brain damage, live longer and reproduce, this repeated for thousands of generations, each passing the gene for this shape of a tongue down

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Genuine question for the Darwincels. What evolutionary pathway is supposed to produce a tongue that wraps around its fucking skull?