johannes

yorkshire's finest

[Fionn Viteža @fionnviteza]

Wilfred Owen back in the trenches I see

[donut! @donutqq_qwq]

test again

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Keir Starmer, son of the century

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

> be prime minister
> everyone wants you to step down
> hold a cabinet meeting
> tell ministers to ask questions 1:1 after meeting
> refuse to meet anyone
> fuck off to norfolk to look at owls all day
> everything fizzles out while you're gone
> come back the next day
> meet your main opposition
> make him say he supports you
> dogwalk him in front of the Downing Street press
> walk into prime ministers questions
> call yourself a gooner

Unfortunately this is all spectacularly based and funny, and if he'd been like this the entire time, he wouldn't have had half of the problems he does

[Matu 🇪🇺 @mat1_u]

Our beloved chairman forgives even the worst betrayal, for all the nation are his children, and he is forgiving toward his children

[Scipio @SteveScipio]

"Might DOESN'T make right."

"Say that again and I'll kill you."

"..."

"Now say 'I'm a big faggot'"

"I'm a big faggot."

[Mariam @Gaismair]

“I wonder how Europe is doing”

[Smallest Violin @XiaoVilin99]

There are provincial museums full of Victorian tea sets covered in hand-painted, simpering field mice in smocks and bonnets which are less kitsch and played out than this.

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

the greatest accomplishment of the Soviet Union wasn’t spaceflight or even defeating the German invasion, it was domesticating the ape-like Russian peasant into a Temu-version of tsarist era aristocratic taste; appreciation of chess, ballroom dancing, novels of Dostoyevsky, etc

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The modern woman physically cannot articulate her emotions without some kind of gif

[johannes @napalmjerusalem]

@JKarpeli34037 @GanjahLegend @tomisont @agustinromm @Nigel_Farage why does it always go to rape with you latin americans? this third worldist barrage of ad hominems you've polluted the internet with for the last two decades won't win you the islands, it'll only make you look like freaks addicted to child porn. i'll pray that you recover tonight

[johannes @napalmjerusalem]

@GanjahLegend @tomisont @agustinromm @Nigel_Farage almost all the so called "white" people in your country look and act pakistani anyways

[johannes @napalmjerusalem]

@gurnemanz1995 @British_4Ever @PolitlcsUK @Reuters you created the problem and it has not been solved yet

[Cromwell's Redoubt @CromRedoubt]

I am sick of american ethnic shwarma meat coming to lecture us about immigration