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diary of a hypochondriac

[rosarie @naranh03]

I don’t date to marry I date to eventually be ground up in the same human meat burger sold on the black market in the cannibalistic post apocalyptic future

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Day so nuts I forgot I threw up this morning

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They should invent a passion that doesn’t make your insides feel like they’re curdling from mold

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@bruhsbian I never said it was a GOOD cancer

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The United States of America being a Cancer fits so well

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That time I went up to a security guard asking him where the bathroom was and he was Elijah woods security guard and Elijah wood was 6 feet away from me

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Do you think you’ve eaten a sausage and then pooped out the same exact sausage entirely

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Update smoked a cigarette with her #alwayskeepemguessing

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Thinking about a time I told this girl I know I don’t smoke nicotine and she went “oh ok.” And walked away from me

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@deansbleughnt When the work group chat is purely hostile energy

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@bruhsbian just cause you can’t yodel doesn’t mean you’re less worthy of love

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@americanwh0ree Candy!!!?!

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@bruhsbian Bruhsbian always has an illegible opinion on a post of mine

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The beverages are loving it

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Friends with benefits and the benefit is you get to be a movie star

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@rubythecar You and what army?

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@rubythecar I’m actually the most likeable I’ve ever been so imagine how it used to be

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i miss being extremely weird and off putting

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@bruhsbian Keeping updated on Aiyana’s trip to LA through your tweets exclusively

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Do people who post on Instagram notes know Twitter exists and is at their disposal and that they should kill themselves