Ruby

crashout central

[Ruby @rubythecar]

servers coming to the kitchen to announce that belgium scored

[Ruby @rubythecar]

inside of me are two wolves and i am both of them

[Ruby @rubythecar]

@naranh03 yes i do

[Ruby @rubythecar]

i get so gay off that honey mustard

[Ruby @rubythecar]

i don't want to alarm you... i don't know how much information you have about the subject... but have you noticed, by any chance, that it is hot outside?

[Ruby @rubythecar]

mr 304 has a little bit of hair and his voice is normal and he is a mid tier DJ. He will never be pitbull they call him labradoodle

[Ruby @rubythecar]

yall bitches really from northampton massachusetts...

[Ruby @rubythecar]

@naranh03 yayyyy

[Ruby @rubythecar]

dude i get to be in a movie

[Ruby @rubythecar]

what if instead of five little toes we had one very large toe or five very large toes

[Ruby @rubythecar]

@naranh03 worry not

[Ruby @rubythecar]

my body is a machine that turns lighters into lost lighters

[Ruby @rubythecar]

@ShmaugustAugust fuck we could have used this caliber of thinking years ago!

[Ruby @rubythecar]

they should make stairs that you don't trip on

[Ruby @rubythecar]

i be schleppin

[Ruby @rubythecar]

if i am not making sound with my mouth at all times i will explode

[Ruby @rubythecar]

i thought it was a boy but it was just a little man

[Ruby @rubythecar]

i am the president of the people who talk to themselves club

[Ruby @rubythecar]

boys make their profile picture a picture that's not even good

[gabi… @americanwh0ree]

i have never hated a man more than sincere