unhappy meal

choke on it 💖

[unhappy meal @narclunch]

@web3queen__ Montoya ran so that Gilbert could….also run. He paved the way for him.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Take sex off the table & you’ll realize a lot of men can’t build a real connection with you outside of physical access.

[` @schiz04renic]

the worst men aren’t the fuckboys. It’s the ones who perform emotional depth just to lower your guard and get what they want...

[Cyber M @deadendcyber]

Triangulation is a fetish for most men. The younger woman. The girl he claims he can’t unfollow. The coworker “obsessed” with him. If a man pits you against other women, leave, cuz the last thing you want to be is the woman holding hands with the creep who stares at other girls.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

I’m convinced “simp” was cleverly made up by men who realised they could eliminate the competition by rebranding effort and kindness as shameful and degrading

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

sometimes your cat starts following you around more than usual and it's like okay are you dying or am i

[miia @miiagarro]

ask a woman why she hates men she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. ask a man why he hates women he'll complain about feminists on tiktok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him

[unhappy meal @narclunch]

@quiet_homeboy There’s a part of my mind (the mentally ill part) that thinks this would be a good way to thwart death and the anxiety surrounding it. Because it would be really embarrassing to prepare for death…and live😅 and more often than not it’s the more embarrassing thing that happens.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Choosing the right name for a cat is tough because you want it to represent THEIR personality, but you also want it to represent YOUR personality, and then this is so very important, you also want it to be very VERY screamable

[unhappy meal @narclunch]

@ValorAndPearls @captKangol Narcissism, probably 😅 but maybe I’m just reaching because I saw the phrase “Mother in law” in a sentence about undermining someone’s choices.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[unhappy meal @narclunch]

@soyyy_fercha @Tanya_Sabrinaaa You didn’t understand what he meant because it wasn’t logical or true ☺️

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

People will make it painfully clear they don’t give a fuck about you then be mad at you lmfao

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

[unhappy meal @narclunch]

@m_catalan360 @_bitterbaby I need this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

I’m so embarrassed by all the pathetic and desperate shit I’ve done in an attempt to feel loved, and I’m more embarrassed that nothing has ever worked.

[incredibly yoshidapilled @bpdasa]

men are so dumb being single sounds million times better than being service to a man who fucking hates you 😭😭😭