watermelonkisses

Narcoleptic, not narcissistic 🇵🇸 I’m an avid reader, a cat mom, and a law nerd, in that order

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@FoodPleaser WTF is a shoestring fry? What an abomination

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@DelOnEarthToo The weirdest shit to me is why the girls feel the need to force these relationships and “make things work.” Like why? If it’s not right, cut it loose and move on. What are they fighting for? It’s all shite.

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@Kaydee59715288 @pirateconductor @DrNeilStone You are not gonna sit there with that face and shit on Pirate Lady’s looks 🤣🤣 no ma’am

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@Kaydee59715288 @DrNeilStone Her infertility was most likely caused by the obvious and rampant inbreeding that took place in the generations before her. Nothing to do with the vaccine.

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@Kaydee59715288 @DrNeilStone You also openly support genocide, so maybe sit this one out

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@ICEgov I’m not complete and total filth, so I’m all set. Fuck y’all.

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@yhonatan_shmuel @nocontextmemes The diverter?? Diabolical

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@oelma__ MAGAism?

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@GeneralMCNews Bullshit

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@zwhitchcox @HashtagGriswold Hi you dumb piece of shit. Accepting people for their sexuality/ gender expression isn’t political, it’s just human. Hope that helps. Also hope you rot.

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@FoodPleaser Mac and cheese and baked mac and cheese are two different foods so this doesn’t make sense

Argue with the wall

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@1drcole ABC can get fucked

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@theamelia__ My man’s 🍆

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@ADHDForReal Must

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@bamagirl_4_eva Football, next question

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@Shakeybird1 I thought you dumped spaghettios in your yard or something 🤣

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@Awake_IL @Starbucks That didn’t happen and now you dumb cows are terrorizing baristas at a coffee shop. Y’all wanna be victims sooooo bad.

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@0xidan @PopCrave He was a N*zi and it’s a good thing that he’s gone

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@braves2430 Mystery, Alaska 🥰

[watermelonkisses @narcoloopsie]

@itsNICKSNIDER @butterflyinth19 I hope his wife croaks. She’s just as vile as he was.