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Face down in a peat bog

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My youngest is in ICU. Pretty serious head injury. But I mean...he couldn't just catch the foul ball??? I don't care if you're 3 months old: I'm literally holding you up in the air directly in the path of the ball.

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@notgaetti @obvious_shirts Father's Day Promo: free hat with subscription to Mrs. Notgaetti's OnlyFans!

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Happy Holidays

[Infex (Miscellaneous Unc) @Infex333]

Getting so desperate to find a new job that I'm worried I'll accidentally tell one of the prospective employers that I'm ready to put my whole pussy into working hard to earn it.

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@hoagy_macintosh Fuck 🤣

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@oldrattleagain Checking in

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@hoagy_macintosh That's a beautiful shot. You should frame that one

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@kummkopf When Bart stimulates your man-clit

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@YarisYAML Yeah but if Van Halen could see me hanging out with my buddies and how I crack everyone up & flirt with the waitresses, they'd know I'm just like them.

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@FaceAppRocky #FreeWinona

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My genitalia smell like mustart

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@NAWKWAL The cryogenic breast chamber

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My Itchy Asshole

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@NAWKWAL Looks great. Are those the original tires?

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@Infex333 One of the sound bites is this one from Cleaver in Sopranos

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99.9% anti-bacterial soap is only 15% on my balls. I have to use brake cleaner

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When I shit in an unflushed toilet & someone else's pee splashes my butthole 🤤

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@dougferda

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"'But autumn is definitely here.' Bruce said, in the casual demeanor of someone with a penis that is slightly above average in all dimensions" 😆
New Bruce story dropped:

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@dougferda Pretty sad but also hard for guys like us to relate to