Dennard J

[Boozy Brain, Esq 🍉 @Rjudicata]

Support your girl being whimsical homies

[Not The One or The Two @blkgoldofthesun]

“Phil Collins?”

“He’s Black.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

“If you want to punch me in public but don’t want to risk a brain injury in return, stick to your own weight class.”

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches will call you crazy for assuming shit that ends up being true

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.

[gigi🫧 @omasoflyy]

lack of consideration will kill whatever bond we have, I'm not reminding you to act like you care about me.

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

U know I can see why Jesus hung out with prostitutes

[Thich Quang Duc @hassytee]

I think about this tweet a lot.

[tom zehentner @tomzehentner]

i will buy a pirate ship and force my friends to physically walk the plank if they hand the groupchat over to OpenAI

[lusso @luusssso]

Because you sense the awe of its past life

This is a poorly remodeled descendent of the greatest chain of indoor motels ever to exist

The Holidome by Holiday Inn

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

bro plays QB like Brucie in The Longest Yard 😭

[rxhul_ @RxhulUTD]

Fckin hell man. No wonder he always managed to turn his team’s fortunes around every season. 😬

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

The Left has no answer to this

[Georgia Tech @GeorgiaTech]

@savanah2j We’re nobody’s side hoe

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

The nastiest lob I've ever witnessed 🤯🔥🔥

[Earth @earthcurated]

We finally figured out why 2,000-year-old Roman concrete survives in seawater while our modern concrete crumbles in decades. The Romans used "hot mixing" with lime clasts. When the concrete cracks and rainwater seeps in, it dissolves the lime, recrystallizes it into the cracks, and literally heals itself. We need to start building like this again.

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

JAY-Z showing up in the Sandcastles video after niggas thought Lemonade was a divorce album

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

When Christians use the word “generosity” they mean “generosity with your own money.”

When progressives use the word “generosity” they mean “voting for the government to forcibly redistribute other people’s money.”

[ຸ @taergp]

casio

[High Highs & Low Lows 🎭 @wavidnotdavid]

I’m fucking divorced from the most beautiful woman in your planet