Paul Thomas Stress Disorder

screenwriter • cartoonist (new book #GetTherapy coming soon) • writes for TV (#IsonoBET; #Lithapo)

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Dearest.

Your walls need art.

I’m doing commissions.

I do these on A3 or A4.

Each is an original ink on paper illustration.

I decide on the content but we can discuss You for a while first so the work fits the home it’s going to.

See more here:
https://t.co/TqrtSexfPx

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

There is an NPC wandering around the ICU going “Your nameplate?” over and over to no one.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Same for Wilston. We only met today and priority I’m getting enough oxygen, rather than assuming I’m trying to kill myself by removing my mask for no reason.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

A shoutout to my Milpark icu Annike and Wilston. I’ve had Annike off and on for days. She as always call, where other nurses continuously assume I am trying to escape my oxygen mask, which would be no good.

She quickly learned to be patient with poor charades so I ask for help.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Looking forward to the new Russo Bros movie Cherr... Oherk?? Cherk???

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

This is an appallingly bad poster, good lord

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

My nurse this evening insisted there was no meat in my dinner.

When I held it up for her she said “That’s not meat. It’s polony.”

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Nurses always telling me I got weird veins.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

My room has started responding with the “got smashed” sound.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Apparently in ICU there is a device that, every five seconds, loudly plays a sound effect like Frogger is successfully dodging a car.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

@SkhumbuzoTuswa That said, I fucking love Coming To America.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

@SkhumbuzoTuswa “Coming For America”

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

On the plus side: breathing pure oxygen is fun.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Genuine question: at 32 years old, am I expecting too much of my immediate family if I need them to like, help me get to the hospital?

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Even though I functionally could not.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

@jecula I’ve got those things now, thankfully. Not anything else I asked for though.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

@jecula I’ve been admitted to the hospital. Took a few hours to track down my family because once I got here they... went to visit family on the other side of town, leaving me without shoes, ID, and my phone.

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

@Gazza_N Now I just need to find some people who actually want to help me 👌🏽

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

accurate

[Paul Thomas Stress Disorder @naswho]

Shit. I only got one third superpowers.

["After review, the West Ham #19 commits a foul..." @comradesipho]

I see some of us don't even read the blurb on the Google search page. Not even that.