Natalie Blum

yee haw

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Yup my toes were frozen 😂 just doing the #farmstuff my favorite person tho ❤️

[Kyle Blum @KyleBlum6]

she doesn't love you unless she's willing to stand outside in freezing weather to watch a gate so cattle dont get out while your hauling manure.

#blessed #farmgirl #farmstuff

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

@TractorZoom Not much of a tractor focus, but a funny scene nonetheless.

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Not me sitting on the couch judging the Great American Baking show citrus tarts while chomping on a Cosmic Brownie.

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

China should NOT be allowed to own one acre of American farmland.

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Following cute cat accounts on insta is all fun and games until you get the post that says “Cheeto’s been battling this disease and actually passed a month ago”

And then your day is ruined

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Yes you did

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

What a flex

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Trying to add my sister as a friend on goodreads, was teasing her that I couldn’t find her profile cuz she didn’t have a profile picture set.

She goes “oh,” clicks the button, snaps a selfie, and calls it good.

Now I’m trying to find that level of confidence

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

I’m not trying to win the award for coolest high school librarian or anything, but if you walk by my desk singing Crazy Rap, I’ll finish the lyrics for ya.

Then act like I didn’t, cuz ya know, professionalism.

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

I swear every @caseysgenstore has a cat that hangs out by the front door.

And it’s known around town as the Casey’s Cat.

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

K: I couldn’t remember you’re name!

So yeah. We’re having a great day 🤦‍♀️😂🌽

2/2

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Real conversation just now between me and my husband of almost a year:

He hucks an ear of corn at me, it bounces off my hand that was luckily already in front of my face

K: why didnt you catch that?
N: cuz you whistled like you wanted the dog not me! Why did you do that?

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[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

Sometimes I don’t feel like an adult yet.

But then Kyle and I are both popping ibuprofens before a night out and then when my friends come over, we break out the wine and yearbooks to see where everyone’s at these days.

And then I feel old as hell

[Andrea Thorp @TheRodeoMrs]

got another dog…are we sure it’s not a cat?

[Mediocre Farmer @dubyadirt]

So my son called me and said this…. Can’t even be mad about it #plant22

[Dom Winters @DomWinters3]

Yes Johnny!! #TruthWins

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

How do I keep up with busy season while also working full time? 🌽
I don’t.
I use my cart vents turned to high to get my hair dried on the way to the office. 😅😭

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

I don’t think many husbands would be excited about their wife bringing a new castration scalpel home.

This one was thrilled. Just means we got more quality time to spend together in the hog buildings 😅

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

I feel like I’m in the wrong business now

[Natalie Blum @nat_blum_]

I know we’ve been asking for the ability to change our Snapchat user names forever, but idk.
That shits kinda nostalgic now.