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thinkin now what I should be twitterin

[n@ @nat_cath]

trying to impress a group of guys at a party like https://t.co/M4OfpYp9C4

[n@ @nat_cath]

Does anyone have $26k and a perfect place to put this that they can give me

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Type of shi Leonardo da Vinci was doing instead of finishing his commissions

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

[lily zella jackson @lilyzella]

All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn’t do that

[n@ @nat_cath]

I wonder how many times I’ve listened to Lil Wayne’s verse in Down. I would have to guess 7547272672

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

I’m not dependent on anything except caffeine, perfection and the approval from everyone I know as well as people I don’t know.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them

[kida @kidasnow]

literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?

[n@ @nat_cath]

The @Reds always having #OpeningDay at home isn’t enough. They should automatically win too

[n@ @nat_cath]

Okay but actually what is a peptide

[mia🫒 @rasputinboneym]

Thousand island is such an intriguing name for a condiment …… like wow…a dressing with a sense of adventure…….

[frankie @frankieats]

how it feels ordering something sweet at breakfast when everyone else is getting some sort of savory egg dish

[M @malibubirkin]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[John @iam_johnw]

“ how many times have you watched the bengals defense let down joe burrow in clutch moments ? “