john._.rat

rats rats we gotta get rid of the rats

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

me when i fall asleep and wake up to a tour group in my house🧍‍♂️

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

this is why we’re bffs, if it ain’t like this I DONT WANT IT 😌💖

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

just undownloaded speak now (stolen version) and replaced it with taylor’s version. nature is healing 😌

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

why is there an ad for 75¢ boneless wings on my asteraceae lecture🧍‍♂️

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

in my girl dinner boy insomnia era ✌️

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

0/7 on the verified fans 😔 everyone i know who wanted tickets got waitlisted 😪

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

these vault songs never should’ve been hidden from us 😩💜

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

less than 9 hours til speak now tv and i would like the record to show that i am claiming electric touch 😠💜

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

unfortunately i do believe i will be chasing the high of taylor swift announcing THREE surprise songs for the rest of my life 😩

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

this morning i watched some guy rip his banana in half to open it instead of peeling it. absolutely reeling over that one 🎣😟

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

lunch with complete strangers in the dining hall count is now 5!! :D

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

@natejen_ speak now >>> midnights, it’s always been better

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

listening to my roommate play minecraft has made me realize that like 80% of the gameplay is just telling the other player to go to sleep

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

“i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones” is OUT 🙅‍♀️🥱

“i pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street” is IN 😎💯🔥

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

@natazilla wait omg can we really just send u mail?? 🥺💖 i wanna write a fun lil letter 🫶

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

i just slept for almost 13 hours 😰

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

yesterday i broke my toof eating breakfast. this morning i woke up with a cold. mmmm happy new year everyone 😪🤕

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

so true bestie 😔✊

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[john._.rat @nat_harper13]

lunch with complete strangers in the dining hall count?

4 now i’m pretty sure! this time i got up to get food but left my backpack and when i came back he was just here