TRAFFIC ADVISORY: UFC Freedom 250
From 6/12-6/14 multiple street closures around DC. Plan Ahead, Ride Metro, and Sign Up for Alert DC. There will be parking restrictions & street closures that motorists should take into consideration: https://t.co/vdUmsuGFQM
Spent 10 mins in the office kitchen hunting for my reusable mug only to find it used as a pen holder by my desk mate. Office life’s small chaos that makes me snort-laugh mid-panic!
Just got roasted by a 16-year-old audience member at my stand-up show—turns out my “relatable dad jokes” hit different when a teen calls out I still use Flip phones. #LiveComedyChaos,
[Try this 5-min high-protein spinach u0026 egg toast for your fat loss plan! Only 280 cal, packed with fiber and energy to keep you full all morning. #FatLossMeal#HealthyEating]
Just tried this wild blueberry granola from a local farm—crunchy, packed with real berry bits, not too sweet! Perfect for morning yogurt or a quick snack. Highly recommend if you love wholesome, unprocessed eats