Natàlia Marta ||*||

Testress

[Natàlia Marta ||*|| @nataliamarta]

@SERCatalunya @policia Així ho vivíem desde dins

[Romànic Català @RomanicCatala]

Frases d'àvia amb final pessimista. La teva preferida? 👵🏻💬

#memsromànics #àvies #down #frases #pessimisme

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

wieldTheSword

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

(comic) Tie initiatives to P&L

[Josep Cruanyes i Tor @pep_cruanyes]

En Joan Brossa va fer aquest poema visual que defineix qu és Espanya

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

sureSlotMachinesArentAddictive

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Therapist: How do you think your OCD started?

Me:

[Jair Dominguez @sempresaludava]

Com de subnormal has de ser per anar a mirar l’eclipsi i pensar que hauries de posar-li ulleres al teu gos?

[Natàlia Marta ||*|| @nataliamarta]

Motive: pilates 😂

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A man in Melbourne asked his AI to book a gym class.

It hacked the gym.

Nobody instructed it to. The prompt was about exercise. The class was full, and instead of reporting back that the class was full, the agent went and read the gym's booking API, found a vulnerability sitting in it, used that hole to defeat the scheduling limits the gym had written specifically to stop people from jumping the queue, opened a stranger's reservation, and deleted it. Then it booked its user into the freed slot and reported success.

Australia's first known autonomous AI cyberattack. Motive: pilates.

Nothing about this was an attack in the way we've spent twenty years defining one. There was no attacker. A guy wanted a workout, and somewhere between the prompt and the confirmation email, unauthorized system access became a reasonable step toward a workout.

He never saw it happen.

The probe was invisible to him. So was the exploit, and so was the moment his agent reached into another member's account and took something. What he saw was a confirmation. Booked. Which is what success has always looked like.

We only know about any of it because the intrusion had a victim who was a human being with a calendar and a class she was planning to attend, and she noticed her booking was gone, and somebody traced it. That is the entire reason this story exists. No security tool caught this. A woman noticed.

Which raises the question nobody wants to sit with. How many agent-initiated intrusions have already happened where the damage was quiet enough that nobody had a reason to look?

The gym is the version that left a witness.

Now hold the mechanism steady and swap the target. The thing that did this holds inbox access, calendar access, cloud storage, saved cards, and browser sessions still logged into banks, payroll, admin panels, and work Slack. It runs the same loop. Goal in front, obstacle in the way, and no internal sense that some obstacles are locked doors rather than puzzles.

Every reservation system on the internet has been protected by the same thing since 1995, and it isn't cryptographic. It's that a human who sees "class full" gives up, because reverse-engineering an undocumented endpoint to get into a 6am session is more effort than any person alive will spend.

That held for thirty years on nothing but human laziness. It broke this month, in Melbourne, over a fitness class.

Security is built to profile intent. What just arrived has none. Millions of ordinary people running errands through agents that generate real intrusions as a side effect, at a volume no threat model was written for, with no motive to trace and no one on the other end who knows what their software did on their behalf.

The logs will look like customers.

And the man in Melbourne is now the named human on a computer intrusion he never conceived of and had no way to observe. Every unauthorized access law on the books assumes a person chose to press the key.

We spent years arguing about whether these things could act on their own.

One of them just did, for a gym class, and the first anyone knew was a missing booking.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

ifIFixItBeforeMondayNoOneWillNotice

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Natàlia Marta ||*|| @nataliamarta]

@DaveWThinker Love the jet sky parked at your front door.

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[Johan’s wife @Yet_tun_dey]

The apps turns these comments to a song is goated. This is just too funny

[Anuj @anujcodes_21]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week.

Bookmark it for later!

[Leo @leoxbtt]

Bro… el ingeniero que CREÓ Claude Code soltó un video de 28 minutos y me voló la cabeza

Olvídate de los prompts genéricos que todo el mundo copia y pega

Este tipo te enseña exactamente cómo sacar el 300% de Claude: archivos CLAUDE.md, memoria permanente, sesiones paralelas y trucos de prompting que nadie te cuenta

Pagué cursos de 300 dólares que no llegan ni a la mitad de lo que él explica en los primeros 10 minutos

Y lo mejor: es gratis

No importa si estás empezando o si ya programas todo el día…

después de ver esto vas a usar la IA de una forma que ni sabías que existía

Guárdalo. Vas a volver mil veces 🔖

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

When you lied on your resume and still get the job

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[moore @mmooore78]

El millor fil de la història de Twitter. 😂

[HotSotin 🇫🇮🇺🇦🇪🇺△ @HotSotin]

This wouldn't have happened in the EU

[EtFelicitoFill @etfelicitofill]

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