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[nat @nataliearroyoz]

nothing like getting an ad to join a class action suit for something just advertised to you

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

Why do you say 24 hours when you mean 24 business hours? Suck a fat one

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

ive been taking photos of this sunflower that grows out of a hole by a gas pipe in the sidewalk on my street for 3 years now. i never know if she is coming back. when i see her sprouts again in spring i get emotional.

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

your honor, I was involuntarily intoxicated by microplastics

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

I can’t take Dave Franco seriously as a love interest

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

fake fur = plastic. we all know that right?

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

Why am I paying $2.99 a month for a bunch of screenshots of a recipe I made 6 years ago?

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

I’m a whore for an interesting jacket

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

One of the worst things about modern society is the fact that you can’t tell someone that they need to floss without sounds like an asshole

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

Men used to be really serious about their eyebrows. We lost something real in the culture shift.

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

peak living is gobbling down the rest of the turkey slices in your fridge & a handful of cranberries after getting home from the bar

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

getting bangs to save money on forehead Botox

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

“Stop scrolling. You’re gonna wanna see this.” You know, I don’t think I do.

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

Reaaaally want a piña colada

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

- I see something on insta
- I go to the comments to talk shit
- the comments have been disabled

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

@BuzzingPop Don’t hire a psychic to predict whether you passed the bar: it is all about hiring a witch to guarantee results. Grow up.

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

I passed the California bar

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

I would save so much money if I had my own pomegranate tree

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

@David_Rudnick

[nat @nataliearroyoz]

There is a lot of shame that comes with being a lover of jello