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identity theft major

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@cherrytomatomf

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Yeah bud

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Really great convo w my younger brother today

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

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Just got a call from the scott jensen campaign asking me if I approve of abortion even in the moments up till birth.

Buddy… thats the birth.

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Half of the kids in my preschool class want to be farm animals for halloween and i feel like they’re planning a grift. What kind of heist involves two cows, a horse, a goat and a sheep?

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@caseyaonso The worst part of this tweet is that i did get a different version

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@memesiwish

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Walter has finally faltered :(

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@alessioval02 @j_weiland Not very relaxed

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Wow really making fun of italians w this one. Wish there was an italian who could get really upset about it.

[lady of the swamp @j_weiland]

I’ve been thinking this for ages and keeping it in my head. I think that people who talk with their hands are too worked up. There is no need for such gesticulation. I understand what you are saying without you waving your arms at me. Italians need to relax.

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@ejwangen Hand soaps

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Hey yall, is it a red flag if theres 14 diff hand soaps in her bathroom? Just wondering

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If u wanna be a childcare worker/preschool teacher in Minneapolis PLEASE hit me tf up

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I just watched 9 very dressed up teenage boys jump from a mini van in the starbucks drive thru????

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Man being arrested for kidnapping outside my building today ❤️❤️

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Why does every @roramdin video cut to the very core of my own feelings? I dont think I’ve ever followed someone who made me feel so seen

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@cherrytomatomf Every night he forces me to stare into his empty eyes while he sings bananaphone

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Being a preschool teacher fucks with you in a lot of ways, but i never expected this