Nat Hoffman

set designer, artist and dealer interested in early 20th c. furniture + systems of collection, organization and archive; nyc @usa829iatse

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I held a bearded dragon today

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did you know you can eavesdrop on strangers and just say nothing say nothing at all, not join the conversation not one bit

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you can’t trust people with plastic grass

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it is not my fault I chose a crunchy snack

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despacito on the xylophone @delta

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also just an update I am a president now

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@tyrrellwinston @GavinSBaker ouf, messy imitation

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modelo tastes like iron and stella tastes like soap

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it just so happens that I said yes to this

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to be asked something in a very, very narrow window of time and state of mind

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specifically, in the ten minutes before getting a much needed haircut when my optimism and openness to new experiences was at an all time high

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I would’ve said yes to anything at that time, really

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healthy as a horse

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find a new monger

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what to do when you can’t trust your monger

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what to make of this

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twice this summer men unknown to me have vomited rather severely and suddenly while staring directly into my eyes

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on the train, in the public plaza

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who is behind the nationwide publicity push for the envy apple

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live and make improvements

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get! a! grip!