Gnatty

i really like ketchup

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Gf’s friend group introduced me to the concept of the east Williamsburg bar name and now I see them everywhere

[Gnatty @natalieryba_]

@ItsMicahB You have an entire group chat of girlipops also trying to figure this out

[ɔ @chelseaaabee_]

this is the type of shit my hangxiety has me believing i’ve done

[helen @helen]

need everyone to know mike the situation sorrentino opened a rehab center in new jersey and there’s a framed presidential portrait of him in front of an american flag over the table in the intervention room where friends and family will beg their loved ones to get sober. awesome

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

the pope literally died a couple of months ago

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Gnatty @natalieryba_]

What kind of kink does fucking HBO have w killing people of beginning of the season on Easter Sunday

[Gnatty @natalieryba_]

@lasercats3D 16 y/o me was so right for getting on a bus to New York and sitting out to see Fred host

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

[hellogan1 @gebrauchsmusik]

And lead us not into penn station

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

if you’re IN line to vote, STAY IN LINE, and if you’re ON line to vote you’re from New York City baby best city in the world

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview

THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

[Maria @mlstrat]

whoever you are, never stop. never change. never apologize.

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

Mr. President, a new iconic salesgirl #2 has hit the internet

[Brendan @Bren_Farrell]

I’ve always said New York City is the San Andreas of America

[delia @delia_cai]

someone check on that stupid skinny skyscraper that was already not doing well

[Gnatty @natalieryba_]

@ashcatt91 @sarahlugor Was about to say the same, got emails about multiple office locations in NY/NJ

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Yeah I like West Wing alright. Westwing on the gwound with my fwiends