peace signs and bloop bloop🤞🏾🫧

this is just a really long interlude

[peace signs and bloop bloop🤞🏾🫧 @nataliewakio]

learn to enjoy your own company it’s the best thing in the world

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

no one ever questions why Papa and Mama Bear were just eating hot and cold as fuck porridge everyday

[🤠freakin😂 @freakin_039]

Mimi ata kitu imenistuaaa ni kujua huyo Dangote sio diamond platinumz

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[iva ☆ libra season @xuvisions]

i genuinely believed this was the greatest song of all time back then 😭

[kay @keishasyomiti1]

Mamdani! We need streetlights in Nairobi 🥲

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

There is something really satisfying about reading the first page of a book and immediately something in your brain tell you “oh, I'm going to like this” and then every page read proves you right.

[aparque donde pueda @seatibiza1995]

cómo hace la gente para no volverse absolutamente loca en la transición estudiante - trabajo adulto - resto de la vida?

[Angelorum tutela @GacheriNdumba]

Personally, when I find myself in such situations, I also judge myself.

I don’t relax the rules ati because it’s me.

[Camila Flores @Cami_mfloress]

Pra mim a invenção do Kindle é equiparável a da roda sabe. EU POSSO LER DEITADA DE LADO E DE LUZ APAGADA. Nada supera isso!!!!!!!

[Swai @Swaileeee]

When someone likes my repost on tiktok i go watch it again to see how funny and relatable i am

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

You'll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of sunscreen and face wash😭😭

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[AFNYC☆ @afashionistanyc]

You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm

[lumie 🐅 🐾 @Lumiie_04]

When Microsoft word underlines my African name in red and offers alternative words

[v! @Vullety]

Every now and then I am reminded that wolverines are actually real animals and not just Huge Jackman