Homosimpleton

Job Description: Hypewoman for all friendos and doggos and kittehs 🏳️‍🌈🌈

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

In a situationship with my new job. Neither of us has committed, but I’m excited about meeting up everyday. The pay is shit, but I’m giving it my all 🥲

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

Can someone (@Apple ) explain to me why my M1 Pro 14” will give up on its will to live at 7% while my 2013 MacBookPro 13” would be working normal for 10 whole ass mins at 1%

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@sandseriftweets @lolamachine @kinnycups Your amateur is my ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding a pickle like a cigarette) do you mind if i?

[lisatomic @lisatomic5]

I'd like to hear thoughts on this quote

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@sondesix Nothing #iykyk

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@discopaapa @arunkale @re4yana

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@Apple please sort out recurring payments for the Indian audience on Apple Music because who in the apple bite fuck has time to delete and re add a credit card every month??!

[bis @itsokaybis]

iced coffee should be free for girls

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@arunkale Wow, when did you click this picture of me???????

[Imaan Sheikh @sheikhimaan]

the feminine urge to try to make your mom leave your dad

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

So an American school banned backpacks, but America won’t fucking ban GUNS?! smh

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@EliannaMayer 100% yes. Also what the fuck is kind regards, best regards, sincere regards. Just say thanks na??!
Hate old school etiquette culture

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@IAmElijas How is graphic design at the top of this list when all my clients treat me like I’m sitting in a market selling logos like “dus ka do, dus ka do”

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

My mom said Joe Jonas looks like John Abraham and now no matter how hard I try, I can’t unsee it.

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

Told my grandma I love you and she replied with a thank you.
Zindagi hi jhand hai 😖

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

My favourite client is obvs the creepy male who messages me saying “ok 😉😉” deletes it and then replies with “ok”

[Homosimpleton @Natamon]

@thehappyn00dle The fifth tweet in the thread has me pulling my hair out. What the ACTUAL MYSOGINISTIC FUCK?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

excited to spend the next five years reading “the climate crisis is already here” pieces from the same outlets also running “can we afford a green new deal?” op-eds