Natasha Ferrier

NYC Stand up comedian/writer/self-quoter. “Natasha Ferrier is hilarious!” - Natasha Ferrier. Instagram @NatashaFerrier

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I have yoga pants on to jog and have nowhere to put my keys. How do superheroes do it? WHERE DO SUPERHEROES KEEP THEIR KEYS?

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My #hotgirlsummer is just me sweating profusely while getting a heat rash

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TONIGHT! Mic Mouth kicks off its first show of the summer! #comedy #bushwick #ridgewood #brooklyn #queens #standupcomedy #NYC #LiveComedy #SaturdayNight

https://t.co/Ce9BVLUTyx

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🔥Roast Battle🔥10:30PM | MIDTOWN🔥
HOST
@Neko_white93
BATTLES
@natashaferrier VS. @Ethan_McFall
@DevinBramble VS. @khalilgotjokes
MAIN EVENT
@drevyanko VS. @Chloe__McGov
JUDGES
@jp_mcdade @humpderek @realDANYANG
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TONIGHT! #standupcomedy in the #les #manhattan #NYC 7:30 pm at Cellar 77!

https://t.co/AByDvOOoDf

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The #NewYork way to #Narnia

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Most Important Questions of my Childhood

- Is Santa real?
- How are babies made?
- Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

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January: I HAVE SO MANY SOCKS
November: WHERE ARE ALL MY SOCKS
December: THANK YOU FOR THE SOCKS

And the cycle continues.

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Whenever someone is speaking and they use a big word I like to say, “Good word!” so they don’t realize I have no idea what that word means.

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MIC MOUTH returns this Saturday at 7 at The Windjammer!

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When you date a musician and they write a song about you, it’s romantic. But when you date a comic and they write a joke about you, it’s complaining.

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DRESS FOR THE SEASON YOU WANT, NOT THE SEASON YOU HAVE.

*me in a sweater in 80 degree weather*

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TONIGHT AT 6 #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #nyccomedy #nyc #nyccomedians #comedians #hashtags

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Good to see all the grandmas are in charge of writing the new #StimulusChecks - hold on Gran Gran let me just run to the bank real quick to cash this $10

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“Behind every great man is a great woman” - and behind every woman is a pair of pants pockets too small to even use.

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TWO GREAT SHOWS TONIGHT

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I just spelled Tyrannosaurus rex correctly on my first try and that is now the most impressive thing I’ve done with my English degree. It’s all downhill from here.

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TODAY AT 2:30! The debut of the newest afternoon, outdoor comedy show - TEA PARTY! #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedians #standupcomedians #nyccomedians #nyccomedy

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I’m trying to tweet more but part of me is like, if I wanted to be cut off mid-sentence when I’m not finished talking, wouldn’t I just go find a group of men to talk to?