Natashia Siobhan

Just a grape, rolling through the vineyard

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

Thought of the day:
Men have very strange big toes

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

Can’t leave the house without my housemates telling me I’m pretty

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

being the only one in on my own jokes is kind of my spice in my life

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

Think it would be very entertaining if I just started whipping out and playing with Tech Decks in random places

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

No shame in the game because I convince myself to do embarrassing stuff ironically, as a joke, so then it’s actually funny but no one else is in on the joke

[kobe @goopgirl420]

all my targeted ads are either “pathetic! i bet you’re lonely right now, loser” or “you’re a young empowered woman and you like to FUCK” or “haha little frog wearing a hat”

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

I’m a menace to menaces to society

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Dear men, please don't send me selfies, it doesn't do it for me.

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

People at the airport are being a bit competitive about helping women with strollers…

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

The first episode of the sex and the city reboot left me in tears

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

Rawdogging my computer screen without my blue-light glasses

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

I would like to sue the US government for emotional distress

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

phone number authentication should be a war crime

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

PSA to the American government: just because I do not have a U.S. phone number does not mean I cease to exist

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

The US government is a jealous & petty little bitch about the fact that I moved to Europe and now makes it impossible for me to prove my own identity for any US bureaucracy merde

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

My mom sent me one coat she liked and now the cookies on my phone keep advertising the wrong style to me

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

Mulled wine is a bit of a scam because my brain thinks I’m drinking tea when actually it’s packed with hard liquor

[Natashia Siobhan @natashialewin]

The universe has never sent me a stronger message in my life and I'm annoyed by it. Where is my free will!?!?!

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💘💘💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked if i wanted to be euthanized!!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Getting to know a new person is actually so difficult bc speaking the way you normally speak literally feels insane for absolutely no reason