Natalie Buckholdt

University of Dayton Alumni. 31. Addicted to Tetris and coffee. Life is good :)

[Forest Barnette ❤️‍🔥 @foresthempen]

Babysitter had some difficulty getting the toddler to sleep.

"It's the only way she would go down," she explained. "But you might want to go remove it."

"Remove what??"

No answer.

Dear reader: the "what" was a 4ft jumbo narwhal plush

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

Joe has two pillows, two blankets, two Blueys, Mickey, Minnie, OSU Football Mickey, Christmas Minnie, plus a plastic baseball, all in his bed right now 😆

[emily may @emilykmay]

When you have a baby: “THEIR CRIB MUST BE EMPTY. THEIR CRIB IS A BARREN DESERT.”

When you have a toddler: “their crib must have 27 hot wheels, 13 stuffed animals, 5 books, 2 blankies, a spatula, and a partridge in a pear tree”

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

This right here. 💯

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I love every single Temu ad I get because they are spending money on a guy who will never ever ever use their service.

I don’t know how they work, but you cannot offer what they offer without getting up to some seriously shady shit.

[Rhett Iseman Trull 🏳️‍🌈 @RhettTrull]

One day my 7yo wanted to make a poetry journal. Wrote a note asking people to send their poems. Put that note in every mailbox on our street.Waited at the top of the driveway.
…
I said, “Buddy, just be prepared. Most people don’t write poems. Most don’t even read them.” 1/2

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

My brain:

*don’t say it*
*don’t say it*
*don’t say it*
*don’t say it*
*don’t say it*

“That must be tough to drive up in the winter”

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

I've been sick and at the urgent care 3 times this month 👎

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

@realyetireturns We rode in my '09 Chevy Malibu and my best friend drove us lol. 🤘
If they want you to have a limo so bad THEY can pay for it!

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

Taking care of kids while sick is 👎
Straight up, not having a good time.

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

✨️Just trying to do the best I can and trying not to have a mental breakdown ✨️🙃

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

@greggrunberg

[Rich Nye @RichNye13]

This is Robin Matthews of Indy. Her white Chevy Cruze she calls “snowball” was the car hit by the wheel that flew over the fence in a crash at #Indy500. The car had to be towed. @IMS President @jdouglas4 brought her to the yard of bricks & getting her a ride home. #TrackTeam13

[Adam Driver Archive @adamdriverarchv]

Adam Driver 📹 Waving the green flag at the 107th Running of the Indianapolis 500, May 28, 2023.

Misc Event | Indy 500 | 107th | Video | 720p | 28.05.23

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Shamsia Hassani, fine arts lecturer and first known female street art artist from Afghanistan #WomensArt

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

Without saying your age, what’s the first movie you saw in theaters?

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

@KatiePMcGrady A couple of weeks ago, the whole homily was devoted to the current diocesan fundraising campaign. Pledge cards were even passed out. I know it was probably a directive from the diocese, but it rubbed me the wrong way. I know it made others feel uncomfortable, too.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This month in the US, people were shot for ringing the wrong doorbell, getting into the wrong car, using a leaf blower, delivering food to the wrong address, driving into the wrong driveway, and for asking a neighbor to stop shooting so a baby could sleep.

It’s the fucking guns.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Blue tit singing on a cold early morning you can see its song in the air 😀

📸: Mikhail Kalinin

[Natalie Buckholdt @natasticx]

@HaleyCarrots Henry V