jo momma

25 / she/her

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Thank you, Cheezo.

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

Zach Bryan’s politics are fascinating.

— Raised in Oklahoma
— US Navy veteran
— Released anti-ICE song
— Has new anti-AI song
— Toured with trans musicians
— Criticized Turning Point USA
— Wore “Free Palestine” at Gillette, the stadium owned by Robert Kraft who banned Macklemore

[47 @47djv]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

i want him to cease homeostasis

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I DON'T WANT HIM IMPEACHED.

HE'S BEEN IMPEACHED. TWICE. I

WANT HIM ARRESTED, TRIED FOR

TREASON, AND IMPRISONED.

[ዞራ @thezlister]

once you hit 22 you gotta stfu w the gifted kid cope. who cares what track you were on in elementary or middle school. show us the fruits of that past potential

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Your early 20s just being this

[৫.・゜🩷💜🩵 @umbre_eons]

interviewer was late for the zoom interview, realised i'd been waiting, said "a bit eager are we", rejected me despite my qualifications

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Kissing Kate Barlow @HappyBat22]

As someone who works in legal, if I’m asking you to hop on a call it’s because we don’t want a paper trail or because you simply can’t read. Those are the options.

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

in case you are wondering what your single friend is up to currently trying (unsuccessfully) to do a headstand

[taoki @justalexoki]

i understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and play old school runescape. my whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy

[Magala 🏳️‍⚧️🪬 @NuclearGore]

"man im so tired of this annoying minimalistic design trend i hope It ends soon"

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

sometimes i wanna kms but other times its 60 degrees and i go on a 6 mile bike ride followed by a bowl with kief and coffee on the stove and it ain’t so bad

[Alba 🔜 NYFB @Albatross243]

Gas is deadass $4.50 a gallon dude, the day we get the Big Beautiful Notification im drinking til I pass out

[mu_backup @backup_mu]

*touches ground* something is about to happen with the discourse

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Sorry buddy you're an adult now your options for friendship are the most annoying people in existence or people that will only get lunch with you if scheduled a month in advance or people 2000 miles away

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

if we’re already romanticizing 2015 hipsters this means we’re only 3 years out from romanticizing art hoe and then 5 years from romanticizing covid and that shit is gonna break me

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

everyone from college is married. an entire year has gone by & i thought i was ready (that fucking failed) because im a fucking idiot (everyone warned me) & it’s been over & im just bored and boring & life is a fucking chore. does this stop or do i HAVE to get on pills

[jo momma @natcatjojo]

getting crossed and watching this video is the closest you can get to larping hanging out with your college friends