NAT.FUN

Launch a coin. Graduate to digital substance.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

NFTs and Ordinals are dead.

@opensea is a sinking ship, @MagicEden performed their vanishing act, @Pumpfun could bring it all back, but they’re asleep at the wheel.

So we built pump for NFTs and put Bitcoin in the driver's seat.

Welcome To The Era Of Substance 🟧

https://t.co/FoJ2tsX1jA is officially LIVE! 1/ 🧵

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

An entire collection can now be created by anyone

Describe the vision.
Choose the direction.
Vibe Studio handles the production.

We are excited to hear from you and see what you create.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

@joeatang @iambroots The drip is real https://t.co/OCis5ammy8

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

6/7

A quiet fact about UNATOMS, sitting right next to the art:

There's a drip.

Every wallet that shows up can claim a small amount of ethereum:0x249130f5e2dd4cf278180c0df8273f3592ad1247. One per wallet, wallet-derived, ungrindable. No presale, no leaderboard, no farming.

You claim, you keep the receipt, you appreciate the art.

It's a head-nod to @gavinandresen 2010 Bitcoin Faucet, the OG cypherpunk giveaway that dropped BTC to strangers to grow a chain nobody understood yet. Different chain, different era, same energy.

https://t.co/vmtVBdqEtH, while there's still NAT to drip.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

Diamond hands were carved onchain

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

@bluntyzombie 😮‍💨

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

Bitcoin is the substance.

Solana is the highway.

[Solana @solana]

Bitcoin is the asset.
Solana is the infrastructure.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

Last two weeks have been focused on making launches more aligned with community requests.

Most importantly making the Vibe Studio easier to use to create more amazing collections!

The Vibe Studio has a brand new experience, leave feedback below.

Updates include:

Vibe Studio
• AI trait edits + reusable layers
• Variant maker
• Agent-ready creation APIs
• BTC-ready packaging + fee previews

Launchpad
• Whitelist-gated launches
• Flat bonding curve with USDC pool

Idea → collection → launch. Less friction.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

5/

Then I noticed one final detail.

The hands default to the exact moment their Bitcoin block was mined.

A block mined at 14:43:54 begins its life at 14:43:54.

Somewhere in Bitcoin's history, your watch is already waiting for you.

NATWATCH is competing in the https://t.co/FoJ2tsX1jA Vibeathon for the $10K grand prize, see it here
🔗https://t.co/pV1te8aqR9

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

I followed the ticking.

I needed clarity.

That's when I found @blondengr's collection NATWATCH.

At first glance, they're beautiful mechanical watches.

Then I realized they're doing something better.

Bitcoin doesn't inspire them.

They are the block. 🧵1/5

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

4/

Then I discovered the watch wasn't pretending to be mechanical.

Every mechanical watch has a heartbeat: the balance wheel. In NATWATCH, that heartbeat is the @natgmi ethereum:0x249130f5e2dd4cf278180c0df8273f3592ad1247 symbol.

That motion travels through gears into an escapement.

The escapement converts it into clockwise motion.

The hands begin to move.

Tick.

Tick.

Tick.

[Bignoodle @BignoodleBTC]

Sovereign. Private. Anonymous. On-Prem. Offline tokenmaxxing. Bignoodle. $bignoodle We've been working hard in the background... more to come!

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

@Perry7689496263 @TheBlockRunner @BignoodleBTC @c0mputeAI exactly

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ Podcast 🟧 @TheBlockRunner]

If the decentralized AI thesis plays out, @BignoodleBTC and @c0mputeAI are the kind of names people will wish they paid attention to early.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

BIP-110 has the whole timeline arguing about what belongs in a Bitcoin block. Every block already carries everything we need. The data was always enough.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

Bookmarking this and pointing people here from now on.

[₿luntie @bluntyzombie]

4:20 Friday.

Block 588,700. Cured Gen 3 from 2019.

bOas Orange strain at x1.2 — premium grade, strong pull. Delivers an uplifting pump effect. Satoshi Tip filter smooths the draw. Bow, Bitmap Particle, DMT Crystal (large) embedded in the substance. 7 years cured — balanced aromatics, well-developed character.

313 pts of pure DMT-NAT.

Weekend smoke incoming.

[₿luntie @bluntyzombie]

Every path burns something.

Burn it: Bluntie + NAT sent to burn address. Gone from circulation.
Share it: Royal Memory created. Image database for royals grows.
Stash it: Bluntie locked, waiting for the drop.

10,080 Blunties. Finite supply. Deflationary by design. Unique.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

@bluntyzombie This is literally 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

7/7

@bluntyzombie aren't inspired by Bitcoin.

They're rolled by it.

Every strain, every crown, every gram of potency can be verified from a block.

Somewhere in Bitcoin's history, your Bluntie is already waiting.

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

Another creator summoned from a Bitcoin block

Every @bluntyzombie starts the same way:

A Bitcoin block is mined.

Seconds later, somewhere inside that block's data, a blunt begins to exist.

Nothing is random. Nothing is manually assigned.

Here's how Bitcoin rolls a Bluntie. 🧵

[NAT.FUN @natdotfun]

6/7

Even time leaves a mark.

The bits field contains a hidden "321" pattern that determines generation.

There are five generations.

Gen 1 traces back to Bitcoin blocks mined in 2011.

Fifteen-year-old smoke.

Aged on-chain.