Nathan Eaton

[The Rest Is Football @RestIsFootball]

Joe's right—unfortunately, Gary does write his own material 😂🤭

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

Hi @grok please can you give me a review of all Nigel Farage’s instances of lying? Answer in Jamaican patois

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Attempted murder?

These far-right thugs would happily kill someone doing their job over a flag.

That's not normal.

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

SOME BACKWATER BRITISH TV CHANNEL CALLED CHANNEL 4 IS SHOWING OVER 100 ‘UNTRUTHS’ TOLD BY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP TONIGHT AT 10PM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TIMEZONE THAT IS, BUT I DO KNOW IT WILL BE FULL OF FAKE NEWS BECAUSE I ALWAYS SPEAK THE TRUTH. DO NOT WATCH!!

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

CHANNEL 4, SO BAD IT COULDN’T BE NAMED CHANNEL 1, ARE SHOWING OVER 100 UNTRUTHS THAT THEY SAY (FALSELY) HAVE BEEN TOLD BY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT (NOBEL PEACE PRIZE DESERVING DONALD J TRUMP) AT 10PM TONIGHT. WILL THEY SHOW 100 TIMES DONALD J TRUMP WAS HANDSOME AND RIGHT? NO.

[Will Jeanes @will_jeanes]

England's first loss to a country from:

Europe: Scotland in 1874
North America: USA in 1950
South America: Uruguay in 1953
Oceania: Australia in 2003
Africa: Senegal in 2025 🆕
Asia: Not happened yet

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

QPR were in the top-flight relegation zone on the day Thatcher became PM, the day she was ousted and the day she died.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax…

Them: What band are you in?

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band

😬

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

“Wallace building those trousers for his dog? Just so he doesn’t have to walk him? It’s lazy, he got that dog in good faith, he should walk him - it’s his job!”

[cluedont @cluedont]

If there was a Twitter 2025 wrapped it should just be this. https://t.co/Y2jzEV9mWe

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

introducing our ‘Man City title hopes’ pizza

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Of the 92 clubs in the Premier and the English Football Leagues, Bromley FC are the only team to play their home games in the constituency of a Conservative MP.

[Nathan Eaton @nate_1983]

@StevenJamesHyde @TheKnowledge_GU Or (as a long shot) Scott Carson at Bursaspor

[Nathan Eaton @nate_1983]

Feels like this meets the definition of driving without due care and attention, @ealingMPS, ‘Driving that falls below the minimum standard expected of a competent and careful driver, and includes driving without reasonable consideration for other road users.’ @AmazonUK

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

One of the most deeply disturbing videos we’ve EVER seen. The #WorldBollardAssociation has cancelled its Prime membership with immediate effect.
https://t.co/U9X5bm8h6d

[Nathan Eaton @nate_1983]

If @EalingCouncil are looking for who has been demolishing the bollards in South Acton, you might want to drop @AmazonUK a line https://t.co/o8KTOB86Pr

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

One of the most deeply disturbing videos we’ve EVER seen. The #WorldBollardAssociation has cancelled its Prime membership with immediate effect.
https://t.co/U9X5bm8h6d

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

It’d be hilarious if, at the first Oasis reunion concert, they announce that all they’ll be performing on all the tour dates is brand new material.

[alex thomson @alextomo]

Arrests continuing in Middlesbrough.