raul chamgerlain

where is nate / forever bummer

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

i weigh 69kg and i will never gain nor lose a single pound from this point on

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

men will literally put out a 9.5 hour long album with 199 songs instead of going to therapy

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

seattleites will sit outside, shivering in the 43 degree shade, eating their quiche just because the sun is out in march

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

@chandlerjdean @sarahagruen 🧅

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

looking at the first full-color image of deep space taken by the james webb space telescope again just to feel something

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

does anyone want to go in on a box of little debbie strawberry shortcake rolls with me? i just want a few

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

has anyone ever cramped up during the state of the union? just a lil calf cramp from all the standing and sitting

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

granny smith apples are the salt and vinegar chips of apple varieties

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

how many people were radicalized in their teens due to pandora radio giving them more and more left-leaning punk music

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

aslan went hard when he said “do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written”

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

love going to the dentist to get all of the staining on my teeth taken care of, just to immediately order a coffee afterwards as a treat

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

i love when the rainy weather rolls in so i can eat like a medieval peasant with a diet of mainly stews and soups

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

@whoacialist this is a bad take

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

mexican week for the great british bake off kind of rocked because i love having yet another reason to feel superior to british people

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

reflexively saying “who’s to say?” rather than giving a thought out response to anything

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

all about seeing a trailer for a horror movie and then immediately looking up the plot synopsis so i don’t have to actually watch it

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

i genuinely want to like coconut water, but that shit is so goddamn nasty. please stop drinking it. it’s gross

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

is kermit the frog a himbo?

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

just saw a LARPer drinking soda from an arby’s cup

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

mtv cribs should’ve been celebrities playing cribbage

[raul chamgerlain @nate_schoen]

kit kittredge orchestrated the kidnapping of the lindberg baby and framed an immigrant