Nathan Gasser

Helping great organizations build great websites, working with a talented team and quality open source software.

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We all know it's a lie, now who's going to stand up for the people? "When one burns out the others stay lit" has plagued us long enough!

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Google Fonts has no chill. Screw the quick brown fox, let's talk UN Declaration of Human Rights.

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Pickleball has jumped the shark.

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bash is the only thing that never goes out of style #devopsShowerThoughts

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Top-notch tech demo freudian slip: "As you can see, this process is relatively smoothless..."

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Dear webinar presenter: Never say your system has zero downtime. Nothing has zero downtime. You're either lying, or you're not monitoring very well.

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Taking a job you don't want because you need better health insurance is such a blatant failure of our entire economy.

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My kids’ high school network blocks access to https://t.co/hSrxCnrclm because the filters classify it as "social media." 🤦‍♂️ A teacher suggested, to create a website, they use Wix instead. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@woodychuck @awscloud Also, if you don't understand this, imagine coming to work and *none* of your Microsoft apps will open. What's even the point?

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@coldershowers @autienelle Maybe if we really want honest small talk we can learn from the French: "Ça va? // Ça va." = "Is it going? // It's going." It's literally just confirming you're alive.

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I'm afraid I loved my @iamspecialized MTB shoes to death. First ride, Nova Scotia 1997, last ride Hurricane Utah 2021. I'll miss you old soles. Shout out to Duct Tape for letting us finish out the ride.

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"Attic" is homeowner for "I'm going to use this some day." "Garage attic" is homeowner for "I'm going to throw this out some day."

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Today I learned @NASA Minotaur rockets (one of which launched today to orbit a satellite) are built from decommissioned ICBMs.

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Today I'm taking down my last remaining in-production #Drupal 4.7 site.

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Alright one down one to go! Let's celebrate #ShotForSam!

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@HETorresJr Yo sorry my bad

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@teward001 @VerizonSupport @mcwm Traffic is rerouting which slows everyone else down. Like how a blizzard in Chicago can delay a flight from Boston to Miami.

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There is always light
if only we're brave enough to see it
if only we're brave enough to be it.

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Congratulations to President Biden and Vice President Harris. We offer our hopes for a better America and our commitment to the work ahead. #InaugurationDay

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I do this thing periodically where I calculate how many 5.25" floppy disks (my first storage medium) would fit on whatever computer, hard drive, SD card, etc. I'm buying. FYI a 12Tb external drive (retail $199) holds 75 million floppies.