Nate Pettit

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees Who are your other 4?

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@hitRECordJoe I don't love you.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

It never fails. No matter who is trending, my brain automatically assumes they've just died and then I have to immediately check.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

Trump gets awarded an honorary 9th degree black belt. Steven Seagal is a 7th-dan black belt in Aikido.

To hell with Jake Paul and a bunch of old heads fighting it out....I want to see the Trump/Seagal pay-per-view.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees What game you moving onto next?

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees I can spot you about tree fiddy.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees Good times, hermano! How about that Travis Scott opener?!

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Strom Thurmond filibustered Civil Rights Act of 1957 for 24 hours and 18 min

"In the 87 years between the end of Reconstruction and 1964, the only bills that were stopped by filibusters were civil rights bills" - @AJentleson

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Today was in an historic day. Donald Trump finally proved there was voter fraud. By him.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

I don't care how you spent it...if you didn't watch ALL 10 episodes of Cobra Kai season 3, the day was wasted.

Bring on Season 4!

#CobraKai #NoMercy #stillinlovewithAli

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

I'm not going back downstairs until my wife promises me that Cyndi Lauper has stopped singing. 2020 continues to bring the pain.

#Bye2020 #NewYear #NYE2020

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

“The only thing that stands between the American people and a $2,000 emergency survival check is 52 Senate Republicans.”

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@kylegriffin1 Why does Dan Patrick always look like an 85 year old lesbian that forgot it was Halloween and had to settle for the Congressman costume at Party City?

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@marklevinshow "The poll was conducted by telephone from December 1-17 among a random sample of 1,018 adults."

Well, I don't know about you guys but I'm convinced.

Crown this man on his way out of Joe Biden's house.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@glennbeck @realDonaldTrump @POTUS In a recent study (that I conducted), it was found that 100% of Gallup polls mentioned in the past 5 minutes by Glenn Beck have absolutely zero bearing on the fact Trump is a trash president and this study is in no way an indication of election performance or preference.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@tedcruz That poor dog...seeing the wide open sky, the smell of the fields, absolute freedom. And then...he has to go home with you.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

@jdflippintees Well, if you ever get the chance...make sure you hit him square in the face. You miss, you might get him in the shell and break your hand.

[Nate Pettit @natepettit]

Hate. Hate is such a strong, emotional word.

I hate Mitch McConnell.

#MitchMcConnell #senate

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Trump University. Trump Casino. Trump Steaks. Trump Water. Trump Wine. Trump Vodka. Trump Airlines. Trump Mortgage. Trump Magazine. Trump Entertainment. Trump Foundation.

Nothing could be more on-brand than the Trump presidency being a complete failure.

#TrumpIsACompleteFailure