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@MCGOPLD17 @TWOTIMESABITCH How

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Sick of looking at the constellations and going wait what oh thats a sattelite nvm.

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@MarioNawfal If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship
He coulda snatched two unicorns and left behind the motherfucking

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@esp3rtamente Good for left-hand-utah county in nevada

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@LIFEWITHNOFLAWS Sacophagus is a box which is another word for pussy which is another word for cat which was worshipped by the pharoh. This line is genius.

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@fastrlife Anthony Weiner sent pics of his weener

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@HonestRadam @AnthonyCumia Damn it you beat me to it

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@AnthonyCumia Toke-y two shirts.

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@NewsForrest @SheaSerrano So spaghettios -----> spaghettioi

Spaghettioios

Spaghettioioi

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@wylfcen Oak kitten could be a good slur or innuendo idk what for tho

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@RickRollup @TansuYegen "Whered that come from?"

"Internet."

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@theelderpepe 30-50 yrs later we can all sing the words to popcorn popping

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@soloish90 @DeltyThe73rd Actually its "piqued" now

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@Basedgoymemes This is ai

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@misorobotics Thought this was a taco bell ad

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@MormonSerf And its not even deseret

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@ByuSome Gay cause you live in vineyard

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@michaeljknowles Hilary's campaign stickers didn't even say Clinton on them.

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@mcucolo57 "A new rather of dangers"?

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@tigerfoos Shouldve made the 12 bubble a different star shape