Andrew Williams

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Safe. https://t.co/n2lfPWAawJ

[Spring-Nuts @SpringNuts_]

45 Years Ago Today. @springsteen On the cover of both @TIME and @Newsweek . I still have mine! #springsteen

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When someone tries to tell me America isn’t the greatest country in the world, I just politely remind them who built the world’s first Grand Funk Railroad.

[Andrew Williams @nathan5871]

@Super70sSports We played "block that kick" where the guy working Super Toe had to call out a snap count and on 'hut' two guys would toss in GI Joe and Evil Knievel like edge rushers to block the FG

[Andrew Williams @nathan5871]

@Super70sSports "Whaddaya think about that, Tim McCarver?"

[Andrew Williams @nathan5871]

@adamcarolla @drdrew

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You may think it’s a long shot, but if I learned anything from the Love Boat it's that everyone has a chance aboard that sweet bastard.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The greatest goddamn synchronized swimming team that America has ever produced.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not a scientist, but hear me out on this. I say we vaccinate with Keith Richards’ DNA. We’ve already had a 76-year clinical trial that proves it kills everything.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You just struck out simply by looking at this photo.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Someone recently asked me “Starr, Favre, or Rodgers?”

I answered “Majkowski.”

[Football Posts ™️ @TopFBPosts]

Was really hoping this was going to happen last night

[David Schuster @Schumouse]

Anybody want a 2nd or 3rd debate?

[Hub Arkush @Hub_Arkush]

I’m sure Anthony Iapoce & Termel Sledge are both good men but why do they still have jobs with the Cubs?
Talk about trashing a great lineup . . .
They’re like the anti - hitting coaches right now.
Does Ross just not get it or is it Theo’s doing?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The glory years when an average child needed the physical acuity of a Navy SEAL just to survive a regular day at the playground.

[Weird Movie Brothers @WeirdMovieBros]

Not sure it gets much cooler than this.

[Weird Movie Brothers @WeirdMovieBros]

“Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.”

[Andrew Williams @nathan5871]

@AndrewYang You're the only Political Candidate I've ever donated to...I believe you have solutions our Country needs.

So why in the world step out this way? For 100 or so Professional Wrestlers? Dude?

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

@ConanOBrien Well, we had it back in May and it wasn't too shabby. We'd love for you to come to our next one in 2022 - we'll even give you a ride, we finally got our own car!

[CrossFit @CrossFit]

Will burpee for treats.

[Weird Movie Brothers @WeirdMovieBros]

“I’m surprised. I eat here all the time and usually have good service. All I wanted was my money back on this breakfast. It was a little under- cooked.”